Mostly on tumblr to get stuff to post in group chat, but I'm also using it as a space to get all the rants that have been bouncing around in my head written down. Expect: thoughts on media (mostly books and anime), fiction in general (but mostly science fiction and fantasy), games (mostly but not exclusively video), and misc. internet culture stuff. he/him/his. Openly furry, openly horny. PFP by @kolaepop.
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Let's write a C++ program together. I'll start us off.
int main() {
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#I once did karaoke at a lunar new year party and sang Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down#After I was done someone asked me if Kryptonite had something to do with Superman
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WASHING RICE. the thing we are talking about is WASHING RICE. PASSING WATER OVER RICE. an action that takes anywhere from 30-120 seconds. you 'DON'T KNOW HOW' to WASH RICE. you 'DON'T CARE ENOUGH TO LEARN' how to WASH RICE. the concept of IMMERSING RICE IN WATER has passed you by because you were not TAUGHT AS A CHILD.
#improving food quality and health are the real reasons to wash rice#but NGL the thing that got me to do it was how satisfying it is to see the before and after of the stuff coming off
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"get a job" "unemployed behaviour" okay but like. girl your ableism
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i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal
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All kobolds can hold the ZL button to crouch and then shake the joycons to roll around in a little ball
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everyone in halo reactions when i come out to them
master chief: hm. glad you told me, soldier. knowing yourself is important when you’re fighting a complex enemy like the covenant.
cortana: interesting… yes, i see your brain chemistry is a bit… different. i’ll keep this in mind for the future. i can’t wait to explore this further with you!
sergeant johnson: heh, so you’re a girl? well, you won’t get any argument from me. long as you keep watching my back, i’ll watch yours.
dr halsey: you’re transsexual? how could you think of yourself at a time like this? we need to keep our attention on the only thing that matters: saving the human race. additionally, you should be aware that J.K. Rowling is a close personal friend of mine
grunt: huohahaha! send pictures of your gock and gballs to my grunt phone
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soju may taste like juice but theres no way the memes aren't ridiculously exaggerated. this bottles only 5 units it cant affect me that considerably
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oh shit it's belgian grand prix week my mood has already gone up
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