sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour
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Bride of Frankenstein (1935) / Lisa Frankenstein (2024)
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I'm the undefeated stereotype bingo champ. If I was a fictional character you would all hate me and you'd be fucking right.
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at a lesbian bar wearing a vampire costume: I vish to eat your puvsy *my plastic fangs slip out of my mouth and into someone’s drink* *I cry and pull the fire alarm before running out*
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Lilith and Eve by Michael Bergt
LOVE ONE ANOTHER AS THE SERPENT HAVE LOVED YOU !!!
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"con artist" is maybe the profession with the biggest gap between How Cool They Are In Media and How Cool They Are In Real Life
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“katara i can walk to the medical wing myse-“
“WHOS THE HEALER YOU OR ME🗣️💯💥🔥‼️‼️”
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I could NOT be in feudal Japan. Here are some reasons why
I wasn’t born then.
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attention joann's shoppers. there is a freak in the yarn aisle buildinf a nest
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blood as a fashion statement u either get it or u don’t
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from the river to the sea
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Jonathan Harker when he sees Dracula walking around in his lizard fashion
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Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!
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Baby panda sleeping 🐼💞
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