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Nice try, Professor Jones.

I love when people see 3,000 year old jewelry or a famous art piece and put it in their #want tag. Like, are you gonna rob a museum? Love you.

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Make the dumb content you want to see in the fandom.

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Nest-deactivated20181209 is officially the first Shart shipper.

Enjoy your Shart headcanons.

TV show: This is a TV show called Shits&Farts. It is about shits, & farts. The main characters are two men named Shit, & Fart. They tell shit & fart jokes to each other for the whole twenty-minute runtime.

at least one person you follow on tumblr, instantly: omfg im WITHERING from last nights ep….. the dynamic between shit & fart is so fucking  tense and erotic……im still fucking sobbing i hate my sweet babies….. why do they treat each other like this im fucking BATHING IN ACID….. its so good…….. im EMBALMING MYSELF and then DESECRATING MY OWN CORPSE…..

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Weird question but could you origami the bejesus out of some tinfoil for the project? Maybe layer foil around your ramekins and fold it down to make more ramekins?

I'm still awake at oh god o'clock, and suddenly remembered that the thing i'm supposed to be making for the morris Christmas picnic is meant to be in single serves, because Covid.

I wonder if I can somehow use a muffin tray to make and steam individual Christmas puddings.

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❤🥲❤

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I should probably stay out of this since I've never bought or smoked weed [sorry guys if you love it that's cool but it smells like ass and I lost both parents to lung cancer and every person who has ever responded that I could eat it has been a pushy dickwad about it so it's a hard personal 'no' from me, don't even ask] BUT...

I thought y'all should know that in California, some oregano is in fact sold in plastic bags.

But also marijuana is sold in little jars.

the poor weed dealer that accidentally sells a bag of oregano to someone before dropping off groceries to his italian grandmother

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Fandoms are cliquish. Some more than others.

I have, on an undisclosed sideblog, a piece of fanart that is basically just garbage pencil sketches of 4 characters from the shoulders up. I scribbled it in maybe an hour, if that. Added some color tint and text in Photoshop, not much else. I didn't even erase the construction lines.

You know how many notes it has?

Move over to my "problematic pairing" sideblog (same fandom), where I have a digitally-inked and shaded full-body art of 2 characters with colored lineart, a distinct style, and a shiny effect. I spent 3 days on it. I even fully shaded the pencil sketch after I had scanned it in, one of the few traditional art pieces I've completed over the years. Nothing offensive, 100% safe for Tumblr. It's not even "shippy". The characters are just sitting beside one another and not even touching.

How many notes does it have?

The lesson here, friends, is that the number of notes has nothing to do with the quality of your art and a whole lot to do with how "acceptable" you are to the fandom.

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Trust me. This hurts me more than it hurts you.

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okay but how fucking funny would it be if immediately after buzzfeed unsolved ends, they announce a new show on watcher with the exact same premise and execution

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Your best chance is to become a knight. Then ditch the other knights, take their armors, make dullahans, and donate your skull, the dullahans and 150 platinum worth of incense to evilwizard.

gonna change my major to whatever gives me the best chance at landing a job as a screaming flaming skull that attacks people in dungeons

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They are clearly trying to sell you fresh fitliving. Or freshfit living. Or free shfit living.

FREE SHFIT LIVING

Seriously Tumblr, WHAT THE FUCK??!!

What is this ad?

WHAT 👀

WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO SELL ME?

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X-boys of summer by Zach Brunner 🔥☀️🔥

please don't reblog without the link!

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I laughed way too hard at this

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Gandalf get back here you left your orb

orders an uber and a few minutes later an eagle flies down and snatches me off the ground like a mouse

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Guys the killer is here in my house he LOVED the baccardi coconut rum I left out and he's going down on me as we speak