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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW
THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
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happy pride month to “boys will be boys hiding in estrogen and wearing aubergine dreams” and “there’s plenty of fish in the wrong sea” and “we’re always sleeping in and sleeping for the wrong team” and “you heard what happened to sly? anyway, they all call him michelle now” and, of course, “you should’ve raised a baby girl, I should’ve been a better son”
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we are having danger days summer!! we are dying our hair and driving our cars too fast and getting sunburned!! we’re making art and participating in the local music scene and eating junk food and spending all our time with our friends!! and killing government employees also.
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I need to make out with someone RIGHT NOW. im actually crashing
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“I hate dangers days” ok now replace “danger days” with WOMEN and GAY PEOPLE. not so funny now is it???
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that's NOT the pool boy shirt. so what is it????
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if you’re not into some dumb embarrassing shit you’re not living your truth
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Literally why I deleted it i fear
colorstage has me rage quitting
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Nightmare blunt rotation but its a vibrator
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You get it
MAKI NBC OUT IS FIRE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🧚🧚
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DONT JINX IT
at this point trumps gonna put tariffs on PUSSY.
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