Hi im bird any pronouns are cool. late 20s. i got a bachelor in fine arts
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every companion has that “this person has issues I’m not prepared to unpack” moment with the Doctor eventually, but nothing will ever be funnier than Romana (an actually competent time lord) installing an outlet in the TARDIS console under the assumption that he’ll simply use it without remark as any normal pilot would, instead of, you know, this.
this is within the first minute of meeting him
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In House of Leaves, Navidson spends huge chunks of the book stuck in his home, while in Homestuck, John leaves the house almost immediately. Really makes you think.
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Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021.

Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running.
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Thinking about the history of Prussia and shaking my head in disbelief
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ark survival ascended may be the worlds worst optimized game of all time that has every bug in existence but my desktop pc started as a glorified ark machine and by god it will die that way
i had a 3060ti. is it reasonable for a game to not hit 60fps on 2K with medium settings on a 3060ti even with frame gen enabled? absolutely the fuck not. did i buy a 4070 super and a new cpu to compensate? yes. can i now somehow hit 60-80fps on 2K on epic settings? for some reason yeah
#let me be clear if u dont know this: the 3060ti is not a weak card#it still outclasses the 4060 and the 5000 series came out only one month ago#ark is THE worst optimized game ever#i just tamed a ceratosaurus. which is new#and it glitched out so much the whole thing got fucked so i had to cheat to give myself the taming stuff again#and then it hit my stego into the mesh so i had to enable noclip to not lose all my shit#so i essentially paid 1000 bucks just to get got by bugs#my cpu WAS outdated as hell tho so i was planning to get a new one anyway#the gpu i have no excuse for
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everyone's always like ohhh the bottoms sexual fantasies are always so fucking compilated and convoluted they always wanna be like some kind of European wild hamster digging through the undergrowth and you have to be the relentless bird of prey that is hovering over their den and ready to strike with deadly talons, and maybe the bed is a sand dune thats allows for the predator to take maximum advantage of the terrain. What about the top's fantasies huh when does the top have something to say about all this. Sometimes I wanna be President Nixon in the last days of the administration and someone else is Erlichmann showing ass to comfort me. sometimes the top wants to get weirdly specific with it too okay
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People talk about Elsa's "Let it Go" moment having killed the men of the Terror and the Erebus, but it goes farther than that. That same historically cold winter of 1846/1847 also caused so much snow that it led to an infamous American tragedy, as I learned when I read the nonfiction work The Indifferent Stars Above.
If Elsa killed the Terror and Erebus men, then she also doomed the Donner Party.
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we need personally tailored hormone cocktails. if u want estrogen curves a non functional dick and a flat chest u should be able to get that. if u want huge tits hard cock huge loads we should promote that. when i’m president we’ll kill all real estate agents in the street like dogs.
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