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“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you
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james who wants to encourage toddler harry to gain more confidence, so he dares him to go into a shop and get the prettiest thing there for 20 pounds.
harry who gets out of the shop holding —a slightly confused— regulus' hand hostage, almost screaming "pa! i found pretty boy! he was free!!"
and that's how jegulus meet.
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does the 69 button have a name or are we all calling it the 69 button.
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"there should be some kind of test you have to take before having kids" -> wrong, extremely dangerous and highkey eugenicist and racist "the youth should have safe and effective legal pathways at their disposal to make sure their human rights are constantly protected and upheld" -> based, centers the youth, gives minors more power to fight inequality and does not reinforce the idea that parents are immune to scrutiny from their kids
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For literally years Christian Tumblr was called Christblr and then one day someone was like "We should come up with a name for Christian Tumblr!" and now everyone calls it Chrumblr and I feel like I'm taking crazy pills
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Harry, 5 yo: Dad, if you don't, I'll run away. James: And where will you go? Harry: To Papa's. James, confused: Papa? who's Pa-oh. Harry: I'm gonna leave. Hmph. *starts walking away* James, still in shock: Oh my god. Harry wait- Harry: What? James, calling Regulus: Here, talk to him. Harry, brightly: Is it papa? James, teary-eyed: Yes. Your papa. Harry: Papa! Dad's being mean. James, scoffing in tears: No I'm not- Harry: PLEASE COME PAPA I MISS YOU!! *Regulus on the line, muffling a sob* Regulus: Yeah, I'll come over. Harry, beaming: YAY!! Thank you papa, love you!! Regulus: L-love you too
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Need to deploy some sort of mandatory seminar to IT people, "How to make your security upgrade instructions not look like a phishing email"
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An archivist found a long forgotten 8mm film reel in an old metal box, marked “Philippines 1942”. Thinking it was lost WWII footage, he sent it in to be restored/digitized. When he got the footage back, he found puppies instead (via)
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The racism perpetuates the double standard.
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Australia’s version of the onion has just character assassinated all you gays
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