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CHEMISTS 4 LIFE

FUCK OFFFFFFF

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uh- I don’t think I will “cut it out with the clivesdale slander”. I may be a lot of things but a CHEMIST isn’t one of them. fuck clivesdale go nighthawks.

do. do you think mrs.McCurdy can legally give me some of her weed? it’s hard enough to get some decent perky’s buds in hatchetfield- much less in CLIVESDALE- so whatever the clivesdalien equivalent will have to do. or maybe they’re so basic here they don’t even have a pot farm :\.

haha- no- what gave you that idea?

I know you from Clivesdale

@just-a-plantboy

hi.

how did you manage to get out? this place sucks balls and I hate it here I want to go to sycamore at least :/

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oh shit for real??? that actually sounds kinda nice. is it like watcherworld but run down and worse because it’s from CLIVESDALE?

anyway, might ditch class to go and do some shit there, P- lord knows I need something to do in this hellhole

I know you from Clivesdale

@just-a-plantboy

hi.

how did you manage to get out? this place sucks balls and I hate it here I want to go to sycamore at least :/

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I know you from Clivesdale

@just-a-plantboy

hi.

how did you manage to get out? this place sucks balls and I hate it here I want to go to sycamore at least :/

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do be. this place it literally hell istg. like. it sucks so bad i want to go back to hatchetfield high and my shitty science class. that’s saying something. i also didn’t rewatch starship, however many robot titties there might be.

clivesdale is sucking so bad I’m thinking about my cringe obsession with an equally as cringe movie i liked in middle school

I will not rewatch starship I will not rewatch starship I will not-

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i just remembered the fanfiction I wrote in middle school I’m gonna shriek

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can someone be the farmer to my shane?

or maybe i’m more of a haley. idk.

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clivesdale is sucking so bad I’m thinking about my cringe obsession with an equally as cringe movie i liked in middle school

I will not rewatch starship I will not rewatch starship I will not-

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that’s totally not weird and vague and not at all concerning

what the fuck who are you?

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(Ooc: no pressure to answer by the way !! I’m just trying to get backing into rp sorry)

oh! hello! i’m elle. but… i’m not from your universe. i know, a lot to take in, yada yada…

you… aren’t normal.

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Is it the magical powers or the doing bad in school and the quote unquote “violent tendencies”

what the fuck who are you?

-@g1rl-1n-blu3

(Ooc: no pressure to answer by the way !! I’m just trying to get backing into rp sorry)

oh! hello! i’m elle. but… i’m not from your universe. i know, a lot to take in, yada yada…

you… aren’t normal.

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bitch I know that. it’s hard to think your normal when you have magical powers ngl

wait a minute how do you know that-

what the fuck who are you?

-@g1rl-1n-blu3

(Ooc: no pressure to answer by the way !! I’m just trying to get backing into rp sorry)

oh! hello! i’m elle. but… i’m not from your universe. i know, a lot to take in, yada yada…

you… aren’t normal.

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so, you're a jagerman huh?

yup, that’s my family. it’s pretty great if I’m being honest. it’s like. everyone already respects you and you don’t even have to do anything

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oc posting because YIPPEE

The “Starship exists in the Hatchetfield universe as a movie” is one of my favorite headcanons. If we’re going by that, Cora definitely wrote x reader fanfic for Starship in like. Middle school. She deffo had a crush on Mega-Girl. Her fic was so ooc and demonized Tootsie because it was shittily written Mega-Girl x reader. She then realized “oh wait only nerds do this” and stopped. If anyone brings up wattpad in any capacity she just chuckles nervously

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i dont know who you are but going to clivesdale is definitely phycological torture, i will get you out of there if its the last thing i do!!

god finally some who gets it. it’s like. who in their right mind would send someone to fucking clivesdale. it’s clivesdale.

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you should kill everyone in clivesdale forever

yea. yeah I should. currently attempting to get suspended from here because it’s clivesdale for god sakes. but in the time being murder is probably a good idea