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Putin is angwwyyy. But his aim is bad. 

“GRAHHHH I WILL DESTROY YOUUUU!!!!!!!” Putin is angry. He saw another satellite.

In an attempt to destroy another satellite in the Russian airspace, Russian President Vladimir Putin reportedly launched another missile into space, but failed, creating a bold new chapter in bad aim. 

The target was allegedly “a suspicious French satellite that looked at Russia funny”. However, the missile made a majestic  turn in the stratosphere and crashed through the ceiling of LT53, thus attacking the G20 leaders with a massive bang. Perhaps that was Putin’s agenda afterall lol…

To reference the graph above, h refers to the height in which the missile launches from, whereas h(max) refers to the height that the missile reached, before turning to hit the LT at point (t,0). 

RIP gang. 

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FINALLY SOME GOOD NEWS

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BOOM SOOOOON

“If G20 does nothing in the next 30 mins, a bomb shall await.”, said by an anonymous man.

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Canadian government in disarray

The Canadian government has sent additional experts to the pacific islands states leaving their own energy grid with additional lack of manpower and expertise. Canadian energy grid experts are now scattered around the globe, everywhere except Canada itself. The announcement of Australian funding for the Canadian energy grid has called into question why the Australian's are now bankrolling Canada's power grid. Moreover the money itself has had no specific purpose, with the money sitting in a back account idly, waiting to be used as electricity generation plants and transformers all turn into disrepair. Moreover, it has done little to quell protests within Canada, where the government has not withdrawn any of its pledges to the Global South or Saudi Arabia. Canada's political and economic instability as a result of its over commitment to developing nations has led to many to question its governance.

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Uranium security - Fine for now

The uranium thief has been caught and the stolen Uranium found due to the extensive efforts of a multilateral effect. However additionally deployment of such extensive efforts to ensure the security of the uranium have led to mounting costs for Brazil, France Italy, Japan and Turkey. This has called into question the efficacy of nuclear cooperation and SMRs as a short term solution for the Saudi Arabian crisis. The time taken for SMRs to be developed for short term solutions means that the effective deployment of SMRs is unlikely. Whilst the uranium has been recovered the IAEA itself has been calling into question the efficacy of SMRs as a solution to energy development in the Global South.

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Canadian investments fail miserably

The recently published multilateral declaration between Canada and Saudi Arabia has only sparked further uncertainty. Blatant Canadian neocolonialism of Saudi Arabian oilfields in Saudi Arabia, as well as power grids all over the world. The dedication of such large amounts of Canada's resources and investments overseas has led to chronic under-investment in Canadian energy infrastructure. Crumbling energy infrastructure across Canada has led to spiraling energy prices in Canada hampering economic growth and stoking inflation. Canada's citizens are now asking why their government has forsaken their own country for joint investments in oil projects in the middle east. Riots have broken out across Ottawa over their government's blatant negligence and clear favouring of Saudi Arabia and Global south countries over their own. The lack of clarity over Canadian investments in infrastructure have also led to widespread corruption, with funds leaking out of vague oil rebuilding projects that do not exist. Money is leaking out of the Canadian economy at an alarming rate.

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Americas Enjoy Energy Gains, Oil Prices Dip; HFC Adoption Lag Questioned

The United States and Brazil are experiencing an improved energy situation, bolstered by new regional cooperation, discounted South American fossil fuel supplies to the U.S., and planned Hydrogen Fuel Cell (HFC) deployment in South America with U.S. support. These factors, alongside broader international oil production increases, have contributed to a slight easing in global oil prices.

However, with foundational research on Hydrogen Fuel Cells reportedly made globally accessible through publications by a non-profit, a pressing question emerges: why are other nations not more rapidly implementing this promising clean energy technology? The slow pace of wider HFC adoption contrasts with the urgent need for energy alternatives highlighted by the ongoing global crisis.

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Greedy or Griddy

After Canada's last greedy ahh declaration, the world looks at the G20 quizzically, wondering how these major powers all suddenly decided to drop the soap and the ball on their internal stances. Nevertheless, as oil prices continue to soar, experts wonder if the G20 is ever gonna start getting "Griddy" and actually implement energy grids.

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YAY THE CHILDREN CHEERED!!!!

Thanks to the multilateral declaration by Argentina, Australia, Canada, Mexico and the USA, aid such as food, water, medical attention, shelter, and mobile generators, has been distributed. Morale in the gulf region has significantly gotten better. Humanitarian aid has been fulfilled, so what's next???

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Joy Over Nuclear Deal Turns to Alarm as Uranium Stolen in Gulf Nation

PARIS, FRANCE – Initial optimism following the acceptance by several Gulf nations of a Franco-Japanese initiative to finance their transition to nuclear energy has been abruptly shattered by alarming news from the region. The bilateral agreement, aimed at deploying various nuclear technologies including Small Modular Reactors (SMRs) and offering long-term nuclear cooperation, was seen as a step towards energy security for the oil-dependent states.

However, a serious security breach has now occurred in one of the participating Gulf countries. Reports confirm that a significant quantity of uranium, presumably earmarked for the nascent nuclear program, has been stolen by unknown assailants. The perpetrators' identities and motives remain unclear, and the current location of the sensitive nuclear material is unknown. This theft immediately raises grave concerns about the security measures in place for such ambitious nuclear projects and casts a dark shadow over the viability and safety of the broader energy transition plan in the region

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Putin 1 : Satellite 0

What began as a promising leap forward in international cooperation, has now turned into an orbital disaster. 

Just hours after implementing phase 1 of the Boosting A Green Emergency Task Force (BAGUET), which used “satellite imagery and remote sensing technology to assess damage population displacement, and priority zones for energy and food deployment and development”, reports confirmed that a Russia S-500 missile had shot down one of the key satellites involved. 

The satellite is now somewhere in low-Earth orbit debris, spinning alongside Vladimir Putin’s patience. 

Unconfirmed reports suggest that President Putin personally pressed the red button, reportedly muttering, “G20 has no mandate to orbit above sovereign skies, this is green espionage! No one peeks at my grid but ME!!!”.

While the international community scrambled to mock Russia’s “orbital overreaction”, several critics echoed the sentiment that the satellite mapping, though well-intentioned, may pose a threat to national sovereignty and airspace security. The data being gathered, including energy infrastructure layouts, transport networks, and disaster-response readiness, is immensely valuable not just for aid but for strategic planning. In the wrong hands, this kind of imagery could be repurposed for cyber operations, energy sabotage, or military targeting. 

“We support saving lives, not spying from the sky. You cannot just slap a ‘humanitarian’ sticker on a satellite and fly it over sovereign territory like it’s a Netflix drone!”, said an anonymous critic.

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UNHCR Report on the G20 action towards the Saudi Arabian Humanitarian Crisis

Under the request for a review from the UN General Assembly, the UNHCR has analysed the newly minted G20 Track Specific Declaration from the Sherpa Track and has set out the below analysis:

the UNHCR is disappointed that the G20 has provided little help towards the immediate relief, and the UNHCR reports that calculations show that the provisions provided by the G20 is insufficient to address the humanitarian crisis.

Aspect 1, (c): The UNHCR questions the effectiveness of technological efforts proposed, as countries, if not for their current plight, would be unwilling for their to consent to their constant monitoring and would believe that its an infringement of their sovereignty by the G20.

Aspect 2 and 3: the G20 should be reminded that these countries are currently facing catastrophic financial ramifications and suggests that the G20 sherpa track work closely with the financial track on how to address the long term issues.

Lastly on aspect 3(c): the G20 is reminded that the capacity of these victimised states vary, and not all of them are able to implement the type of energy sources that the G20 hopes for.

The UNHCR hopes to see more actions from G20.

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Do the Leaders of G20 know how to read?

Ever since the announcement of the revolutionary technological advancements, the world has been looking on very intently, waiting for the G20 to start discussing and implementing real world action via their mandate using Track Specific declarations. What else is the purpose of an emergency G20 meeting? It also appears that the so called leaders may not know how to read, as they missed the world update 2.0 where the world is now calling for national or international grids. As referenced below from the previous press release, Nations should look into the issue of energy security and regional and international energy grids, finalising these solutions and solving one of the most dire issues that countries face now, the issue of energy security.

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New York Times 4 June 2025, 2.30pm SGT

As the world continues to muse over various issues without immediate action, much has happened.

The combined death toll from Qatar, Bahrain and Saudi Arabia has exceeded 290,000 people. Insufficient aid has reached the countries. Qatar and Bahrain has voiced its displeasure at Saudi Arabia for failing to assist its neighbour in hurrying the global decision making process, and once again sends a plea to the international community for aid.

"If we do not receive aid in the next 30 minutes, 100,000 of us more will die." comments Mr Bucks Bunny, director of the Refugee Aid programme in Saudi Arabia.

It is once again disappointing to see that the G20 and the international body has not been able to address the issues rapidly once again.

New York Times reports

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Article

The One Sun One World One Grid (OSOWOG) program undertook an immense breakthrough today. One major issue, energy storage solutions, took a huge leap forward. A US backed research organisation discovered a novel technology involving hydrogen fuel cells which increased energy storage capacity by tenfold. 

The OSOWOG program, previously burdened by this issue, now finally looks feasible for implementation on a regional and possibly global scale. However, many issues such as financial stability of cooperating countries, international regulation and collaborative security still exist.

Nations should look into the issue of energy security and regional and international energy grids, finalising these solutions and solving one of the most dire issues that countries face now, the issue of energy security.