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Explaining the intimacy of sex to a fighting game player: so imagine you and your opponent when you start back and forth downloading each other just making reads on reads as you are both sweating from the effort. Almost like you can see the deepest parts of their subconscious… yeah it’s nothing at all like that shit now hop on Blazblue

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I knew it was coming but I still got caught by the east german national anthem jumpscare

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Wifeplay where you have sex with your wife who loves you and you love her

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🤫 an unemployed horny freak is reblogging things on the dashboard, listen and learn

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women, particularly those on tumblr, have been known to reblog art of anime girls smoking a cigarette and looking melancholic

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no no obviously i [poisons you] think that we need to understand where these works of philosophy [poisons you] are coming from. like understanding the desiderata is important to navigating the [poisons you] emotional landscape of modern life. it's just that [poisons you] these texts are often so separated from the work of actually feeling desire [poisons you] that you start to approach the act of being alive almost like a socio - [poisons you] [poisons you] [poisons you] - path. it takes all the fun out of it, you know. hey are you listening to me lol. [poisons you]

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tokyo street snap

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well actually I don't have enough brain power to learn a new video game today so rance it is

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for context

setting my morning alarm to "Here Comes Satella!" so that i can experience the ideal blend of dread and arousal in my first minutes of consciousness

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setting my morning alarm to "Here Comes Satella!" so that i can experience the ideal blend of dread and arousal in my first minutes of consciousness

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Charming older lady at the café: Ah, so they nicknamed you the 'Insister' because of your stern commitment to every argument you make?

Shifty younger girl who swipes away, a little too slowly, a notification on her phone reading, "It's your fault I've become like this!": Uh, yeah.

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are you actually a legit account??? cuz if you aren't this is a lawsuit waiting to happen lmao

the only lawsuit waitimng to happen is the one from my ex wives for some dumb bulbshit like “violating the migratory bird treaty act” and maybe a couple "broken restraining orders"

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★ 【真方】 「 lain 」 ✔ republished w/permission ☆ follow btt’s fanart twitch stream!

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This just gets me. Every single time I get to this part, without fail.

“Trans people are all so strong and brave and badass” survivorship bias. “People who battled with their depression for years and got through it are so strong and amazing” survivorship bias. Think of the ones you don’t see. Think of the ones who didn’t make it.

Just for one minute. Think of the ones who perished on the climb.

And then keep going. For them, in their memory, and for the people who are still here.

Talk to a friend today, or a mutual, or anyone, and just check in with them. Let them know they’re on your mind.

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a classic game of deduction

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top this bottom that we should all be focusing on what’s really important. #DRYHUMPING