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Gabe eats a manly burger and complains about his performance on his Physics test at Umami Burger.

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Gabe eats a Butterfinger-encrusted vanilla cream donut glazed with chocolate and peanut butter while selling his Martin the Satanic Racoon and Jesus and Hitler comics at table 405 at the Alternative Press Expo.

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Gabe looks lordly after polishing off a cheeseburger after his third day of pre-med school at the Oinkster.

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I like it when Gabe gives me the model eyebrows in the middle of a rant about Warren Ellis and how awesome Garth Ennis is.

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Gabe got cranky when I started narrating him eating tenshin chahan at Kouraku this evening. Apparently, he doesn't like it when I say "NOM NOM NOM!" while he chews.

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Gabe is too angry about Morrissey playing to eat his chili cheese fries. Oh hey now Joy Division is on. It's Goth Night at the Oinkster!

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Gabe eats a meal I cooked to help settle his hangover stomach. I cooked and it did not suck, surprisingly!

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Gimpy Martinez eats a lobster mac n' cheese truffle oil grilled cheese sandwich before we go look at all of the art in LACMA today.

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Well, it has been two weeks and The Corner still hasn't added or replaced the chefs. Still nice to have breakfast .

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Gabe eats a Royale and chili cheese fries at the Oinkster this memorial day. Nothing says "thank you for your service" like stuffing an obscene heap of pastrami, chili, and bacon into your mouth.

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Gabe eats an Omelet Bar (?) at Eat This because The Corner has committed one too many breakfast crimes and we're looking for a new breakfast hovel.

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Gabe eats a Morning After burger with sweet potato fries at Stout while talking about cults.

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The best way to get Gabe to smile and give a thumbs up while he eats a Spicy Mission Burger at The Melt is to ask him how he feels about fat girls.

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Gabe is gonna have another People's Burger at The Corner because that's how he do.

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Gabe tries to eat some very dry, overcooked potatoes at the Corner while our server Terry walks around singing along loudly with the bad music playing.

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Gabe eats a Manly burger at Umami Burger with shopcatsca and Madame Panique from the Canadas. Mmm, truffle fries.

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Gabe eats fried noodle with crab, extra spicy at Ocha while my favorite waitress, the foxy Thai lesbian, tries to reconcile daily sales.