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[gabeorelse]

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

[gabeorelse]

The thing about being a doctor who fan is you either know enough to feel like you know nothing or you don’t even know you’re missing like at least half of the information in any given situation

[gabeorelse]

Sure Nice Ok heres what i think * Mimes the action of falling to my knees and curling inwards and wordlessly stabbing my self in the stomach with a dagger Over and over and over and over and over and over again*

[gabeorelse]

whoever made that post that's like "depressed people aren't listening to sad music they're listening to wild ones by flo rida at 7 in the morning" has ruined my life. sitting in my car outside work right now feeling like shit emotionally but at least hollaback girl is playing on the radio

[gabeorelse]

People comment on posts like they're the first person on the planet earth to tell you about nuance

[gabeorelse]

bad news kitten it looks like we're dying at sea

[gabeorelse]

If things are going bad in your life the most important thing you can do is fixate on a era of your life you can never return to. It is really important to romanticize it and remember it so incorrectly that it’s more of a false idol for worship than a memory. No one has ever successfully returned to the idealized past but you will be the first to succeed. You will succeed you simply must recreate a false and limping facsimile of who you were back then. You must ignore your beautiful opportunities to live your present life. It is important to unbury a peaceful corpse and climb inside it. I promise it will feel just as good as you remember.

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[gabeorelse]

maybe we’re looking at the same moon at the same time tonight

[gabeorelse]

rip Bunny Corcoran, you would have loved chatgpt

[gabeorelse]

me: uh oh! if i fail to block any more of these spells, the evil wizard will take over my mind and make me suck him off!!! i need to be careful, i can feel it working already...

the evil wizard trying to blow my head off with lightning bolts: that's not what I'm trying to do

[gabeorelse]

Oh fuuuuck. Oh fuck dude. I just got bit by a fucking clam and tonight's the full moon

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[gabeorelse]

"God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead.

[gabeorelse]

thanks for letting me hang out on here even though i dont have a favorite mounting goats song

[gabeorelse]

if shes your girl then why am I in her uncles dms lowballing his ebay listings