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idk anything about NFTs i thought it was just one furry com artist getting mega rich for mass producing family guy grade jpegs

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Wolfdogs aren’t cute.

We don’t need to cross a wild animal with one that’s already been domesticated from it.

Even if its amount of wolf content is low, it still has genes from a wild animal and still has potential to pose danger to humans.

Wolfdogs aren’t legal everywhere. In many places where wolfdogs do happen to be legal, if a wolfdog bites someone—even if she’s just playing—she may be required to be euthanized.

We already have dog breeds that resemble wolves without being crossed with them.

Wolfdogs aren’t ethical.

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I saw something that was like “we put our lives on pause, but getting vaccinated can help us be able to hit play again” and it just bothered me because I’m not just starting again where I left off. I graduated from college in spring of 2020. I’m never going back to living there and regularly seeing my college friends. I’m never getting my graduation ceremony. I’m not getting my last months of college back. They’re gone!

So anyway this post is dedicated to anybody who went through any transitional period during the pandemic. Whether you graduated, lost somebody, moved, or anything else where you will never truly be able to get the last months/year of [whatever] back. It’s so easy to feel like you should be over it by now and just be grateful whenever you can eat in a restaurant and go into stores again but you lost more than that.

I’m just tired of seeing so many things about “going back to normal” when a lot of us don’t have the same “normal” to go back to.

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why are centuries/millenia-old vampires so often described as tall? the average height now is higher than it was centuries ago. you're probably taller than the sexy vampire. own it.

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I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

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Normalize making transphobes feel unsafe 😌

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anyway

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vampires are allowed to be evil and fucked up but they're not allowed to be annoying or boring

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So, my iPod does this fucking genius factory thing where it forgets which artwork goes with which album and it makes guesses. Because it’s pretty sure I won’t notice.

Needless to say, I noticed.

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oh wow, thanks homer!! i wondered when his next book was going to come out

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Me thinking about my own writing: man I’m not a great writer...my whole life is a lie

Some writer at Disney, 100% serious: so anyway Cruella is the way she is because dogs pushed her mom off a cliff

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YOU hates terfs

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this is the best visual gag i've ever seen

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i mean…….. we all know the type right

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Soooo a lot happened in our most recent session! Namely, Strahd decided to crash the Baron’s banquet we were attending, then proceeded to mack on our Ireena figure, roast the entire party, get a bite to eat via Saverio and Grim, start a fight, KO’d Grim twice then abruptly left with the rat crew he had summoned.

All in all we were left pretty shellshocked…also the Baron said the party wasn’t over so…hoo boy. 

(Effects done by my lovely bun @tricksterair <3333)