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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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same goals

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I have a stuffed animal named Ophelia (like any proper English major would) and I've been making them wear my partner's hoodie while we're long distance.

Which got me thinking.

Couldn't there have been times where the prince of Denmark "accidentally" came home to Elsenor for a break, his dear "friend's" clothes mysteriously with him?

Do you think he's lent those clothes to Ophelia, and on nights where he holds her close, it's easier for him to just pretend she's Horatio?

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sega siblings reunited i love them so much

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REBLOG IF YOUR BLOG IS A SAFE SPACE FOR AROMANTIC PEOPLE AND IF YOU THINK THEY ARE VALID

I want to see how many people actually are willing to say this and not just act like it

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Everytime I see an "Amy is a lesbian" post, I usually think "that's funny" and scroll. I personally can't see her as one, as I'm a die-hard Sonamy shipper. I got on this train at age 5, I have no intention of getting off, right?

So a few days ago my friends played along with my bullshit, and we all dressed up up for a Murder Of Sonic The Hedgehog themed party, (most of them having 0 information on the franchise.) I dress as Amy, and it's a no Brainerd, pink hair, my birthday, I have an interest in being a journalist. Naturally, I ask my partner to be Sonic.

We're both nonbinary lesbians. I didn't even realize until days later that I

MADE AMY ROSE INTO A LESBIAN.

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i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

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ah yes, the four main food groups: chinese takeaway, coffee, carbohydrates, and pussy

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Mario creepypasta fundamentally doesn't work because you know what Mario would actually do if we saw some dimension-warping hundred-handed cosmic horror? He wouldn't lose his mind; he'd take one look at that Shin Megami Tensei looking fucker, pull out his dorky little mushroom-shaped cell phone, hit the fourth number down on his contact list, and go "hey, Kirby, I think-a one-a your boys got lost".

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I will never not be amused by the endless irony of AM and how he, a machine with nothing but hatred and envy for the humans who created him, was so loved by his Harlan Ellison (the original author of the story, AKA his real life creator) that he HAD to voice him in every single installment of IHNMAIMS possible, not letting anyone else take him.

The very thing AM hates most is the one that gives him life and keeps him alive outside of the narrative. In a way, it's similar to how he keeps the five humans alive in the story, but at the same time it's the opposite spectrum of it: the burning hatred of the machine versus the boundless love of the artist.

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i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

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Gabriel John Utterson from my mind's eye

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i love when ppl say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe

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Hey hey, as a librarian, can I just say don’t pace yourself at the library. I get a lot of customers saying “oh I shouldn’t get too many books out at once” but like you should!!!! Max out your card, take everything we have on a subject you’re interested in, make a book fort in your home. We love that shit! It doesn’t matter if you read them or not; just take them for an adventure and bring them back whenever they’re due!

For public libraries, one of the ways we secure funding year to year is lending. Governments don’t want to fund more books if they’re not being used and the way we measure use is by issues. Regardless of whether you read it or not, whether you have it for a day or a month, if you issue it to your library card, we get the stats! It makes the library look good!

Help your local library; get books out even if you know you can’t read them all!

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a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted

their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"

"Every writer"?

come on