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the paul mccartney is dead conspiracy theory is the funniest thing in the world because i feel like if he did die and the beatles did replace him like parents replace a gold fish and the new guy managed to look exactly like him and play left handed bass, piano, and vocals in the same style and produce the same quality of music consistently for 30+ years then it'd be honestly rude to mention it at that point. like he's earned it let him have it

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i make a game out of reading fanfiction and pinpointing the exact moment i can tell the author read homestuck

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I love Stardew Valley, it's such a comfortable game to play, but the plot feels a little light at times. I bet it would be more compelling if the farmer had amnesia, crippling substance dependence and was suffering so much mental degradation that he thought his clothes were speaking to him.

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One does not simply loaf into Mordor

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hi miltzvu nation

based on a discord screenshot:

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I WAS SEARCHING FOR A SU CLIP BUT THIS IS SO MUCH MORE FUNNIER THAN WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR

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hmm

dragonflies. haunting implications:

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i love how every cookie clicker mod gives off openly hostile energy

👍 big supporter of players using mods to lower their games' difficulty until they can make it through

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Sign at my local movie theater that feels like a desperate warning

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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I wake up. I check food safety news. my phone tried to autocorrect that to bees. I check food safety bees

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SCP writers realising they can just put [Redacted] instead of making actual writing decisions

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i love illegal immigration like yes bitch get in here

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.