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i am landlocked dear

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if you dont like the trash pokemon and the keys pokemon and the ice cream pokemon fuck you

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some papal facts:

Being a cardinal is not a requirement for the Papacy, as most recently proved by Pope Urban VI in 1378.

Being ordained is not a requirement either, as proved by Pope Leo X in 1513.

Being present for the conclave is also not a requirement, as proved by Pope Adrian VI in 1522.

the papal conclusion:

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let’s go

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"cozy game" maybe for YOU. I have spreadsheets

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I don’t know how we’re letting trump get away with all this shit when I truly believe that if you threw a blanket over his head he would think it was nighttime and go to sleep like a bird

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Everything is going to be Obama 2012 level discourse forever but about shit that’s more and more terrible over time. Eventually we’ll be heading shit like “yes it’s terrible that they’re putting first generation citizens in labor camps but we have to be realistic and support Mecha-Pelosi to make sure we beat the bad guys for real this time!”

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imagine how good it must feel to press a gun to your temple after a bad day and just hold it there with your eyes closed for a few minutes before sighing and putting it away

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it's kinda sad that slop is such a popular pejorative now. after all it has done to nourish the noble hog

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i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

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tomboyism is so funny to me. gender non-conformity for girls is acceptable for like two minutes between the ages of 8 and 10. beyond that it’s appalling and you’re a freak but for those two years…… they could’ve had it all

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Can't hang out in your great-uncle's den anymore. Because of woke

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