galahonk
Todays Tom Sawyer
4,000 Year Old Space Oracle (The Last Caucasian) but my only take on any situation is that I was there and it was ridiculous. Inspiration for the hit Jim Croce single “Rapid Roy (The Stock Car Boy)” (my name is not Roy he changed it for legal reasons)Uncredited for my psychotically unfortunate appearance in the art school film “The Meat City Beatnicks” which I will controversially never apologize for
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"they're harmless they eat other bugs" i need you to drop the fucking judge by the cover shtick and open your eyes for a sec cause I don't give a shit open your eyes and fucking LOOK that is the shape of encroachment and violation
#THANK you#if you look at a spider and don’t know right away that that’s evil I don’t want you near me#every ‘nooo let me just trap it and let it outside’ person I have ever met later proved to be an objectively horrible individual#I smash the entity and then I don’t clean the guts off of the wall or ceiling because I want the next critter who enters my home to see it#’YOU SEE THIS? THIS MEANS NOT WELCOME’
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This reads like OP is unaware of the Night Court reboot and for that I deeply envy them
I love the Columbo fandom but I feel like tumblr has so much untapped potential to expand this idea to other shows. There is such a back catalogue of 80s and 90s cheese that tried so hard to be wholesome and is just calling for the internet to turn it inside out. I want unhinged memes about Growing Pains with the kid next door named Boner and a small feral Leonardo DiCaprio.
I also think tumblr is sleeping on Night Court but that doesn't need help to be unhinged.
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Force of Nature (2020)
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mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD
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There is nothing in this world more satisfying than when some pedantic faggot makes a political cartoon proving the exact opposite point that they meant to
#turns out everybody likes to have food and money#and they don’t get to when we keep sending $4 billion to rabbi shekelberg
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Just had an unskippable ad on YouTube talking about the commonality of divorce, and how, in spite of that, Product was still statistically more popular than divorce. Badum tiss, I guess. Then they actually put it on the screen as the tagline- “Still More Popular than Divorce”. Divorce. The single most traumatic event that many people will encounter in their entire lives. The destroyer of families. The literal affront against God. That was the punch line. By the way the ad was for Tubi.
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OUR FLAG WILL ALWAYS STAND TALL.
NYPD officers TORE DOWN a Palestinian flag that Palestinian agitator raised.
They replaced it with OLD GLORY!!!
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Not the two girls I work with sweating some dudes meat on TikTok instead of working and I can literally hear the smoke alarm beeping in the background of the video 😆
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Tonight, we remember one who lent his enormous talent to telling the story we have all come to love. Hail, the victorious dead!
May the Simbelmynë cover his tomb as it did the tomb of the one he so accurately portrayed.
Bernard Hill Dec 17, 1944 - May 5, 2024
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