Emily Rose || 19 || INFJ-T || She/her || U.S. Aspiring pet shop owner, dog groomer, and breeder of exotic animals. This blog may contain some NSFW content and a whole lot of shitposting, so be warned.
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HEY EVERYONE, I'M MOVING MY BLOG!
My new blog is at galaxee-cat.tumblr.com instead of galaxeecat. Thanks to a small fiasco with me deleting my old and insecure e-mail account and tumblr's staff being ABSOLUTELY FUCKING USELESS TURD BAGS, I have had to start completely over and this account is no longer secure. I will be deleting shortly. I just wanted to let anybody who really enjoys my blog know what's going on! I don't think I'll be changing it up too much on my new blog; I'll also be starting a new personal side blog on my new account. I'm also going to try and re-follow as many people as I can remember to. Thank you guys soooo so much for the years of laughs, motivation, and heartwarming stories! I look forward to starting fresh and getting a chance to really clean up and refine my shitposting. ;)
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grass *getting watered*: nice they want me grass *getting mowed*: getting some very mixed signals here folks
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i’m on a strict seaweed diet, i se
i’m on a strict seaweed diet, i see weed i eat it
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It’s been literal years and I’m still not over Snape’s cloak-shrouded ass for asking an eleven year old muggle-raised kid the difference between monkshood and wolfsbane in front of the everyone on the first day. You want to know the difference? There is no fucking difference. They’re colloquial terms for the same fucking plant. He just wanted the intellectual upper hand over a goddamn little kid. “Haha, trick question”, so clever. you oily bag of tits
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I hate that specific brand of male that thinks they’re special because they’re cynical of everything. Example: the other day i met this guy for like two seconds and when i left i was like “have a nice day!” And he goes “don’t say that. I hate cliches.” Like we get it you just watched fight club calm down Tyler Durden
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when you’re lying and ur bestfriend backs u up
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normal website: 404 error - page not found
garbage millenial website: golly gee willikers, looks like you’ve taken a wrong turn!!!! looks like our army of busy little worker bees must have filed the page you were looking for in the wrong filing cabinet!!!! mayhaps you could try looking at one of our other many pages? ?? i am sure you would find something else you would like instead?? SO sorry you did not find what you were looking for!! may the force be with you fellow geek! :3 :3 :3
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People horrifically fucking up facts about evolution and genetics too support their stupid beliefs or to seem smart and “rational” is probably one of my big pet peeves
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Next time a man comments on my short hair
Some unnecessary Herero Male: I don't really like women with short hair...
Me: I don't really like men with short dicks but here we are
#I swear to god#the next time this happens#you cut ya dick I'll cut my damn hair#did I ask#short hair#women with short hair
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