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This is important

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I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

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how come in infinity war they didnt just kiss the infinity stones off thanos’s fingers like in robin hood

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oh lord terry let’s see

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

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i’m all panic and no disco

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i’ve had a realization and i’m sure it’s been done before but-

millennial depression:

vs

gen z depression:

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i am 5000% in favor of shaming cigarette smokers get that bullshit away from me

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Ah..that fresh October breeze.Its calm, and peaceful.. Its nice to be back.🧡🎃

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Jack’s egos vs Mark’s ego

Jack: I like to base anti off fan art :) everything is canon because I want everyone to feel included ^_^ I want everyone to enjoy themselves and feel apart of this cool character :))))) pma

Mark: *SMASHES WINDOW* EVERYTHING IS A LIE *YEETS TYLER ACROSS THE ROOM* TRAGIC BACKSTORIES FOR YOUR FAVOURITES *STRANGLES ETHAN* THE REAL TRUTH BEHIND DARKIPLIER *PUNCHES BABY* TEARS AND SUFFERING AND ANGST AND TRAAAGGEDDDDYYYYY *AGGRESSIVELY CUDDLES AMY* damien and Celine might be siblings but idk it’s up to the viewer *pats Chica’s head lovingly*

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this is absolutely baffling omf

I had s’mores 2 weeks ago because a group of people were hanging out, saw a fireplace, and legit just said “let’s have s’mores” like it’s that easy

Jack: had my first smore ever the other day | me: wha - what the - what the f - wifi

I never had smores haha

I mean, it’s not that common in Europe, I never even roasted marshmallows you know?

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if you know me -

yes I live in kansas.

I don’t see what’s wrong in these pictures ?

Police Set Up A Camera In Kansas To Find A Mountain Lion And WTF Is Happening

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MOTHS ARE JUST SMALLER FUZZIER AND CAMOUFLAGED BUTTERFLIES THAT GIRL NEEDS TO STFU

This morning I honestly had to defend my pals the bees and the june bugs against this one girl in my calculus class who dared to sit right in fucking front of me and shit talk some of the purest little insects on this earth as if they had personally wronged her or some shit, trying to swat at and crush this calm lil bee that was just minding her own damn business and of course I couldn’t let that shit fly, that’s practically assault, c'mon now

and it was all well and good for a bit like damn you know my ass is ready to square up, you know I have facts for days about how beautiful and beneficial bees are and how innocent and carefree june bugs be like they’re just trying their best okay fuck off, of course, but then-???

this bitch??? tried to come for moths??? like??

have y'all bitches ever seen a moth?? admired its soft little fuzz? its unique little antenna?? looked into its round little eyes??? h a ve y o u??

This rude ass bitch tried to tell me, m e bi t c h, the champion of the air’s little critters, that moths are?? ugly??? that they’re gross?? and don’t deserve our love and admiration?? umm??

Bitch moths are just tryna live their goddamn lives mind your damn business-

On behalf of the moths and all the other little crawly critters of sky, I am indignant, I am offended, absolutely affronted you might say, and I demand apology and retribution for these trespasses from the masses, past and present

I am Monarch to the Moths and their fellows and my army of wings will descend from the heavens to consume those who have wrong us, watch the skies and count your days until they are inevitably numbered