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as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands

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so many very slender tennas out there when there's an absolutely delicious excuse for drawing him bigger. he's an old CRT for goodness sake have you SEEN how chunky those things are. he's no flat screen tv. give the poor guy some GIRTH. he needs room for all the deflecting coils and electron guns and fans and heaters and stuff. also do it for me #freaktown

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@important-cat-pics

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guys hear me out..... what if Dragon Quest (1986) was a girl......

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a single dry cough

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lol this is so true. and also really cool in a way i could never explain to anyone who isn't Like This

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Are you surprised by how popular Bimmy has gotten?

Honestly yeah a little bit

He was popular with my friends and they loved the bimmy pictures i would send them, but i didn’t think this many people would love him, like i opened this blog because i kind of felt bad spamming my friend groupchats with too many jimmy pics and i thought this would be a void i can spam into lool

But it’s been really cool! I enjoy all the comments and messages bimmy gets, im sure if he could read he would love the attention loool

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sushi cross attack rock your world forever

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Beelieve it or not, this blue bee is the real deal! 🐝 Meet the blue carpenter bee (Xylocopa caerulea). This large bee can reach lengths of up to 1.1 in (2.8 cm); compare that to a European honey bee which typically grows up to 0.7 in (1.8 cm) long! Unlike honeybees, this critter doesn’t live in large hives, but instead spends most of its time alone. This insect can be found in parts of India, China, and Southeast Asia where it plays an important role in pollinating its habitat.

Photo: Cheongweei Gan, CC BY-NC 4.0, iNaturalist

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jimmy kept trying to get run over by the moving dolly

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Jimmy thinking about knocking over dad’s tackle box

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My cats wanted to fight again and I wasn't letting them but the passion in their eye contact suggests they started fighting telepathically

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this guy's beef got old enough to have geology