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WanksGiving- Wild Robber

This is a story

DI Jessica and DCI Coobey are in a cubical at the police station, "Don't leave me Jessica" Coobey begs.

"It's not me It's you Coobey, I need to be with someone braver someone who faces their fears head on, I'm sorry but you don't give me that" Jessica explains to Coobey. "But I can change" Coobey begs for the last time.

"It's too late I have made my mind up" Jessica sighs and exits the cubicle. Coobey is left in tears, He looks around his cubicle at all the photo's of himself and jessica, all the memories scattered throughout his desk this only makes him sadder.

DI William enters the cubicle looking flustered Coobey's face instantly changes from sadness to fear. "Oh my, William are you Ok?" Coobey has to ask.

"There's a robber a wild robber" William replies looking as though he is about to faint, "In the library" William splutters as he takes a seat next to coobey. "Well we must be off to go stop this Wild Robber that you have seen!!" They run out of the office and make it to the carpark when Coobey remembers that he forgot his keys "William we must go back I seem to have left my keys on the desk" they turn around and are met with with a man.

"Thats him" William shouts pointing his finger at him, "Thats the Wild Robber".

"Thats not any old robber thats Roy Thunder The Wildest Wild robber in town" Coobey shouts at William. "Where's my Taser?" Coobey whispers to William.

Roy turns around, "Looking for this?, Losers!!" He pulls out Coobeys Taser. "Oh No he has your Taser Coobey" William shouts.

"Tell me something I don't already know" Coobey asks William. "The earths circumference is 30014 kilometres" William answers.

"I already knew that" Coobey says looking frustrated. William replies "I pickle my earwax and keep it under my bed".

"Dude" Roy says disgusted by Williams habit, Coobey runs at Roy Thunder and swipes the Taser from his hands. "Yes, Who's the daddy now huh" Coobey says to Roy in a boastful way. Jessica enters unnoticed by the detectives.

"Arghhhh!!!!" Roy thunder's as he is Tased by Coobey. "Thanks William Nolan you are the best at coming up with weird things on the spot" William comes over and puts Roy in Cuffs. 

Jessica shows herself to the detectives, "Coobey that was so brave, I want to be with you forever".

Coobey looks eager but changes his mind, "I Don't need you and I never have, you don't accept me for who I am you just wait until I do something heroic, the only person who matters in that way is William because he is my best friend" Williams eyes light up.

"Do you really mean that, I mean that I'm your best friend" grabbing Coobeys hand "Yes I do" Coobey replies while looking into Williams eyes. "There is nothing on this planet that means more to me than you William" the two of them link arms and stand proudly in front of Jessica who is now crying and Roy thunder still disgusted by William. "Nice heartwarming moment guys but if you want me in jail you should probably take me there" Roy says.

"Jessica can" Coobey says, and he walks of hand in hand with William.

"You know I only said I pickle my earwax and keep it in a jar under my bed to distract the robber right?" William asks as Coobey nods, William looks away and pulls his colar from his Neck.

DCI Coobey Woobey and DI William skip away into the distance with Roy Thunder suddenly out of the picture the two could celebrate. They walked back to the police station where they were commended for finally arresting the feared Roy Thunder. They went into DCI Coobey Woobey’s secluded office where they could finally “relax” after a hard days work. 

DI William sat down on the couch in the corner of the office while DCI Coobey Woobey slowly closed the blinds on the window of the office. When DCI Coobey Woobey turned around to head back to the couch it was quite obvious to DI William that DCI Coobey Woobey had a massive pulsing erection. DI William Moans “let me have it, you know I want it”. Then jessica came into the room and whipped out her handcuffs but DCI Coobey Woobey whipped out the taser first and tased her bitch ass to the ground. Then they threw her out the window and continued, DCI Coobey Woobey removed his work pants so he was just wearing his tighty whities. His already massive cock just kept getting bigger and bigger, soon it had made its way past the strap and DI William had an unobstructed view of what would become his lunch. “Take your underwear off” William begged, and DCI Coobey Woobey obeyed as if DI William was about to arrest him. 

DCI Coobey Woobey removed his shirt so he was standing in his office only wearing his socks. DCI Coobey Woobey started towards DI William whose mouth was completely open and ready, DCI Coobey Woobey inserted his cock into DI Williams gaping mouth as if it was the coin slot on a vending machine. DI William grabs his penis as if it was a waterbottle. DI William gags as DCI Coobey Woobey’s penis is down his throat, DCI Coobey Woobey thrusts it with more force each time. DCI Coobey Woobey reaches a climax and stops before he ejaculates into DI Williams mouth. “Stand up” DCI Coobey Woobey pants, DI William obeys and sands up as DCI Coobey Woobey brings his hands around DI Williams waist swiftly unbuttoning and unzipping the fly of DI Williams pants. DI Williams average sized penis can be seen through his underwear, DCI Coobey Woobey licks his lips in hunger for DI William. DI William removes all his clothing and folds it into a neat and tidy pile, as he bends over to place it on the DCI Coobey Woobey gets to have a look at DI Williams tight hole that he is inevitably going to pound in the next few minutes. 

DI Williams walks back over to the couch and places himself so the top half of his body is on the couch. “Fuck me DCI Coobey Woobey”. DCI Coobey Woobey expectorates on his hand and rubs the saliva around his penis not leaving any part uncovered, he expectorates again this time spreading the saliva on DI Williams hole. DCI Coobey Woobey slaps the tip of his penis on DI Williams arse making sure that it is hard for penetration. DCI Coobey Woobey inevitably inserts his penis into DI Williams rectum, “Who’s the Daddy now, Huh” DCI Coobey Woobey moans as he pushes his penis further and further into DI Williams digestive system he is only half way when DI Williams lets out a squeal as he ejaculates all over DCI Coobey Woobey office couch. DCI Coobey Woobey begins to thrust his penis further and further into DI Williams as DI Williams squeals from stimulus. DCI Coobey Woobey has trust 34 times when he finally gives in and ejaculates inside DI William filling every crevice with his semen. 

DCI Coobey Woobey retracts his penis from DI Williams rectum and watches it pulse and pump out semen. They both get their tighty whities from where they left them and start to clean up, they are both still panting when there is a knock on the door. A foreign voice shouts “DCI Coobey Woobey, your girlfriend Jessica is dead she fell out from your window”. Both DCI Coobey Woobey and DI Williams smirk to each other for a second. Commissioner Kelly opens the door to witness both DCI Coobey Woobey and DI Williams naked and covered in semen.

Gale Mitchell

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