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galfforce · 2 years ago

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Family Dinner Fight Night

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galfforce · 2 years ago

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in many ways gideon is v much a standard gothic heroine but instead of putting this line of argument anywhere productive, i can't get the thought of her stumbling across the dracula brides milf room and losing her mind and subsequently dying within the first thirty or so pages of bram stoker's dracula out of my head. so now you all can have it also

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galfforce · 2 years ago

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My body is a temple that is largely used for the management and storage of grains.

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galfforce · 2 years ago

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rayne what’s homestuck about?

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galfforce · 2 years ago

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DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???

OFC YOU DO

YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????

"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."

YEAH???????

WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO

Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.

NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD

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galfforce · 2 years ago

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i present to you: crossover of the century. (id in alt)

#NOW LET THEM SWAP OUTFITS #im just kidding or am i #not that id make any demands on you op as youve made my wildest dreams come true #i thank you so fervently so ardently #what blessing

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galfforce · 2 years ago

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john gaius is the funniest character in the locked tomb tbh. he's such a fuckin clown. he's literally just some dude. he got magic death powers one day and proceeded to astronomically fuck everything else up from there. he was a twitch streamer. he projects his ennui onto cows. his goal was to stop the trillionaires from fucking off and leaving everyone else on earth to die, but somehow managed to literally kill every human being on the planet and STILL let the trillionaires escape. he gave the earth form from his own flesh and panicked and made her look like barbie. he then locked barbie in a top secret underground tomb and told everyone else he killed her (he didn't). he was very confident that this plan was eternally foolproof until he was bested by a 10 year old lesbian nun. he resurrected all of his dead besties and made them think that he was their god, mostly just for fun. he's so goddamn horny that he was tricked into TWO SEPARATE EVIL THREESOMES. he named himself John Earth. he's my worstie and my silly rabbit and i'm obsessed with him

#he makes me go congrats buddy thats the worst anyones ever done it #but also #would inot also do it this way #i mean id be less vengeful #but thats why hes such a good god metaphor and a guy at once #too busy focused on exacting revenge to fix the rest #sometimes you put the entirety of humanity into the furnace to smite trillionaires and you dont even manage to #rip #tlt #john gaius #ntn spoilers

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galfforce · 2 years ago

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