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when equipment screens don’t actually pause the game
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I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver
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human brain: im angry
gorilla brain: hit something
chimpanzee brain: scream
orangutan brain: sit in silent contempt and eat fruit
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this is from a real diary by a 13-year-old girl in 1870. teenage girls are awesome and they’ve always been that way.
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these are the rOO shiny sparkles of good luck by seeing this post you have now been sprinkled with my shiny luck best of luck shiny hunting my fellow LGBTs
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I’m so tired of breaking myself into bite sized pieces
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2018 Grinch has no edge. He’s got no bite. He’s not even that much of an asshole. He’s just a sassy gay furry with unusually nice teeth despite his famous theme song declaring otherwise.
1966 Grinch? Now that was a mean, scary bastard. He was a crusty old fuck who hated society so much that he only came off his shitty frozen mountain to commit crimes and terrorism out of spite.
Bennyhoo Cumberland Grinch comes down from his mountain to buy groceries.
You can round the edges off a character to make them more “relatable” or whatever, but you also run the risk of losing what defined them in the first place. The end result is bland and generic.
2018 Grinch is a reflection of modern society’s rejection of real character flaws in the interest of being “unproblematic” and in this essay i will
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I spent the afternoon arranging our books by size and color (and it’s so satisfying and looks amazing) and my partner came home and stared in shock at the bookcase and then said “i’m a librarian, you can’t do this.”
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“It’s like he’s got two emotions - pissed off and sadistically amused.”
— Rainbow Rowell, Carry On (via the-book-diaries)
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To All the Mutuals I Still Follow Even Though We Only Had That One Hyperfixation in Common Like Five Years Ago
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Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings
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“Avatar: The Last Airbender” Recap Cartoon → Book One
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you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch
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If you’re able, please donate. The creator of this particular fundraiser works for Bet Tzedek Legal Services, which is a Jewish organisation devoted to fighting economic justice. She writes that you can also send money directly to:
Tree of Life - Or L'Simcha Congregation 5898 Wilkins Ave Pittsburgh, PA 15217
*It’s customary in Judaism to make donations in multiples of 18 as to bless the recipient(s) with good health and long life (the numerical value of the Hebrew word “chai” which means “life”), but by all means, just give what you can.
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