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“protect children” <- reactionary drivel basically every time

“be kind to children” <-radical thinking that causes way more arguments than you would ever imagine

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We just knew.

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The Onion continues to never miss

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well... just Fenris

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I was thinking today about fantasy and combat roles in games, and about tropes like drift compatibility and things like WoT’s aes sedai and warder relationship. And all of these brought me back to a DA2 headcanon of mine:

In spite of their squabbles, Hawke and Carver have this sort of synergistic fighting style. Carver fights reckless because it’s his job. He’s up front, making sure nobody gets past him, while Hawke is at his back reinforcing the line with magic. They leave themselves open and let the other take up the slack.

Then Carver is gone, and there’s Fenris; a bodyguard who throws his life into the fight in order to protect his master, his fighting style is like a corrupted version of what Hawke and Carver had. But when he joins Hawke he feels what it’s like to have someone have his back as much as he has theirs and they just… fit together.

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Teehee🤭

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Oh look I found someone who is selling some good quality copper, I better buy some

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Dorian pavus kofi sketch !

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The Pope, desperate to avoid ever interacting with JD Vance again, went to the one place the Vice President couldn't follow: heaven.

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culinary abominations or no, harding was so real for this

lucanis listen to her

put the garlic in the carbonara

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Yapping ideas with my buds about modern Veilguard nightclub AU where all our Rooks meet and hang out (….so many.. AUs)

Esha - Lucanis’s bodyguard but everyone thinks it’s the other way around

Davrin - the DJ who starts flirting with the nerd (Eddie) who decided to read a book at the bar

And Emmrich thought Dawn was going to take him to a nice fancy bar for date night but forgets he’s a young broke party animal.

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[ID: Digital colors on white background, Emmrich smiles and waves while riding the bog unicorn (withered horse corpse with a rusty sword through its face). /End ID]

[ID: Black and white on gray background, Taash asks "Um... Whatcha got there?" while Lucanis grimaces. Emmrich, leading the unicorn by the reigns and holding a bottle: "Wine." The unicorn's eye glows green. /End ID]

The Bog Unicorn

Everyone is at least a little freaked out except Harding who's like "So THAT'S where that went!"

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As much as I love the idea of girl dad lucanis……

The idea of him having a son reach the same age he was when his parents were murdered and he was sent off to be trained by Caterina……. Realising just how small and innocent he and Illario were…………… how he could never imagine beating his son with a cane or starving him as punishment……………. How much happiness as a boy he was truly denied………

Ooohhhhhhhhhh it’s good stuff

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Self-indulgent Spite angst i love me a dramatic spite

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Shoutout to my dad who accidentally moved into an up and coming black lgbt neighborhood and was very disappointed to learn that all of his “new friends” weren’t actually interested in how to use iNaturalist or where he saw coyotes on his walks 😔🙏🏻