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Happee Birthdae Harry Potter! (31st July, 1980)
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gallifrey-renegade · 5 years
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I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS
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gallifrey-renegade · 5 years
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This one is just perfect! Throwback to New Years in Manchester whilst visiting Grandad. She’s absolutely amazing! My support, my guidance and my rock! I adore her! ❤️ #boyfriendgirlfriend #relationship #relationshipgoals (at Piccadilly Gardens Manchester) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bso8p51j4JX/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1po9245xm2gjp
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gallifrey-renegade · 5 years
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shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010
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gallifrey-renegade · 6 years
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If vacuum commercials used glitter as their example pile, they would convince more people their product works.
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gallifrey-renegade · 6 years
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gallifrey-renegade · 6 years
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Flat-Earthers say we’ve yet to show them a picture of the globe, but they haven’t shown us a picture of the flat earth
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gallifrey-renegade · 6 years
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waiting lines on hotlines would be so much more interesting if the system would simply connect you to another caller that is waiting
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gallifrey-renegade · 6 years
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The customer is never right
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gallifrey-renegade · 6 years
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i learned that not all women have hymen
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myth: the hymen is a sheet of tissue that blocks a women’s vagina
fact: false!
According to Columbia University, the hymen is a thin membrane that only partially blocks the vaginal opening — if a woman is born with one at all. Plenty of activities other than sex can stretch or damage the hymen, including exercise or inserting a tampon.
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gallifrey-renegade · 6 years
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gallifrey-renegade · 6 years
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The only people who get upset when you set boundaries are the ones who benefited from you having none.
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gallifrey-renegade · 6 years
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Step over ants. Put worms back in the grass. Rescue baby caterpillars. Release spiders back into your garden. Open a window for a bee to fly home. They are all little souls that deserve a life too.
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gallifrey-renegade · 6 years
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listening to a sad song in the car and acting like you’re in a music video
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gallifrey-renegade · 6 years
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*Avengers End Game trailer summed up for those who haven’t seen it yet*
Tony: *dying*
Steve: *crying*
Natasha: *worried*
Bruce: *hurting*
Thor: *mad*
Nebula: *sad*
Clint: *depressed*
The Fandom: *stressed*
Scott fucking Lang: LETS GET THIS BREAD FOLKS!!!!
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gallifrey-renegade · 6 years
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Hotels ‘skip’ the 13th floor, but not room 666. They would rather open a door for the Devil, than have bad luck.
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gallifrey-renegade · 6 years
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When someone tells you a spoiler:
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