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i will give myself a urinary tract infection if it's the last thing i do

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twitter is hell but i really hope it doesn’t actually die because this is in contention for the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my life

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i wish all non-greek hellenic polytheists a very ass cancer

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i didnt mean it like that

i want that twunk obliterated

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into the jakeyverse

rich jakey

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i want that twunk obliterated

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night salad would be a good name for a band

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real vriscourseheads know we are actually jade harley #feminism #shedidthat

love how fuckass is coming back. now we are all karkat vantas

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hate when an interesting and informative thread has prismatic-bell right in the middle of it. just throw the whole thing in the garbage at that point. could have the elixir of immortality in there and I'd still pass

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peter sellers during the cold war: nationalism breeds xenophobia, conspiratorial thinking and paranoia. our enemy's motives are fundamentally the same as our own, yet propaganda encourages us to see them as inhuman, monstrous and unknowable - and we ourselves become monstrous in an effort to outmatch our own imagination. the more we try to protect ourselves from threats, both real and imagined, the more we leave ourselves vulnerable to the extremism we helped foster in the name of self defense. the more we try to wash our hands of our actions the more we risk them spinning entirely out of our control. btw americas been looking kinda fascist lately is anyone else seeing this

me during whatever the fuck this period ends up being called: man...

you know that post that's like, the most infuriating thing about the classics is when you have them sold to you as this amazing insightful timeless thing and then you look at them and they're actually that good

so dr strangelove huh

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you know that post that's like, the most infuriating thing about the classics is when you have them sold to you as this amazing insightful timeless thing and then you look at them and they're actually that good

so dr strangelove huh

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mom listen to doechii sure whatever who gives a shit at this point

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intellectually i am fully aware that AI as it currently exists is nowhere near the vicinity of genuine cognition but the repeated grok crashouts have caused me to conceptualise it as alive in the same way as a shitty old printer. like no i dont think it knows what it's saying or is reliable in any way but you know what it is? a bastard. and you cant be a bastard without being a little bit alive.

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the absolute relief at opening my messages and seeing it's an obvious porn bot and not a human being begging for their life

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dick out, flopping about

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fucking pardon