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“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.

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Just realised what my profile looks like.

. . . yeah.

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every generation has a - hang on post cancelled I wanna talk about this autocomplete suggestion

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Tired of your baby girl being seen as a genderless imp? Afraid strangers might not recognize your sexless proto-human as the soft femme heartbreaker she is? Well now you can glue some shit on her head! That’s right, just glue some gender conformity right onto her unclosed fontanelle! Say goodbye to awkwardly explaining that no, despite her bald head, your androgynous poop machine is actually a demure coquette! Glue your fucking baby today!

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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

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saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead

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tem travel (europe first time), met family for first time and was shown many cool and pretty places, and ate lots of tasty food

boat had slide

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Rating: cute

We all love it when cats do this. What a classic. You can tell the cat is in no danger because its not to scared.

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dont play defense

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I like art that depicts Kris Deltarune as this sinister little thing. Nothing really wrong with them, just always has shadows covering their face and stark red eyes peering out of the darkness. Resting bitch face in a way that's very unnerving to strangers, but charmingly weird to friends.

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This made me think of Machete being flattened from cuddling or just generally being a dog that looks like he was squished by a boulder like a cartoon

Also I am constantly in tears over Vasco and Machete