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one step closer to fitting in

close ups:

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really great secret boss. no notes

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I'm sure if we really tried we could come up with a video game walkthrough format that's even less convenient than unannotated nine-hour YouTube videos of someone playing the game badly. A handwritten manuscript of mad ravings, perhaps, or possibly a live audio broadcast of a machine-generated voice very slowly reciting puzzle solutions in Russian.

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I've been a tad obsessed with the idea of cartoon characters in the wrong universe lately.

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Shoutouts to Vanitas Kingdomhearts. He's anywhere between 1000 years old or 3 years old. He has reality altering powers that it physically hurts him to use. He was born without a face. He's potentially a personification of one of the oldest eldritch abominations in the universe. He's obsessed with "recompleting" with one of the main protagonists and violentally merging their souls together in a destructive amalgemation and bringing about the end of the world.

Based on that list of character traits, you'd assume he'd be some kind of narratively loadbearing antagonist. Instead, he's a whiny backflip obsessed teenager who is always instead just a hired goon for the Real Big Bad: An Old Man Going Through A Divorce.

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family is fighting again

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your honor i loooooooooooooooooooooooooooove them

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dr dump. yes i drew all of these today

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jackenstein being the tutorial for the titan fight because play/pretend can help prepare you for actual hard/difficult times… and jackenstein is a Halloween decoration… the holiday entirely based on playing with scary/uncomforting things… runs into a wall and leaves a me shaped impression

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Batgirl by Seoro.O

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stop drawing ralsei thin..chub that thang up

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LUFFY CAN STRETCH?? LIKE FULL ON JAKE THE DOG SHIT?? HES NOT JUST SOME AUTISTIC GUY???

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Zeldroid: Eternal Witness

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So apparently Tumblr ate my original post about this but:

A couple weeks ago I’m going to get lunch and as I open the fridge, my mother attempts to communicate to me that any chicken currently in the fridge is ok for people to eat, because the chicken that was intended for the dog to eat has been used up.

What she actually says is, “That’s human chicken.”

After taking a minute to process all horrible implications of the phrase “human chicken”, I decide to go a different route and hold the tupperware of chicken out to my sister, saying, “Behold, a man!”

This was evidently the wrong choice, as it meant I had to explain to my parents who Diogenes was, thereby cementing the incident in their minds and leading to me, just now, opening the fridge to see the following incredibly cursed image: