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Crown of nearly 3 years on T ! Happy TDOV + Easter !

He/Him

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“i can’t do this anymore” says a girl who is not only going to do it but do it well

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In case you missed it

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Things friends can't do according to allos!

(these are all things I have been told with 100% sincerity, and not stuff that I myself believe.)

Give each other meaningful gifts

Pay attention to the others likes and dislikes

Look at one another in a 'certain way' (???)

Match clothes or accessories

Hold hands for 'too long' (???)

Hug for 'too long' or hug 'too close' (???)

Cuddle because it's 'too intimate'

Not want to pull away during a hug or holding hands

Lean onto the other emotionally and physically

Smile in one another's presence

Laugh at each others jokes

Give genuine advice

Text each other 'good morning' 'good evening' 'good night' 'happy birthday' 'happy new years' 'merry Christmas' etc, etc

Ask how the others doing

I'll add more once I think of things I've forgotten

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t4t Adam and Eve

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As a brown trans boy it sucked so badly to watch those “gender envy” slides on tik tok and see only white boys with fluffy hair. It was a little thing but it made me feel invisible even in my own community. So these are men that look like me and give me gender envy. If you’re POC disabled/ don’t see your self in common trans discussions feel free to add on.

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iran has the right to defend itself

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I'm sorry if this is slightly nitpicky or something but.... are you aware that a lot of people consider the "Aces invading Denmark" thing to be like.... slightly nazi-esque?

Already answered an ask like this and I’ll say it again

If you equate a joke about how there are more asexuals then Denmark military therefore we could take them in a fight to fucking NAZIs then please leave my page?

They are not the same, Denmark was just the first country to come up in the OG post. The joke was about 1% (I think around that) of the world population is asexual or something, so that at the time was a few million people. Denmark has a military of under 100,000 at the time (I think) and the joke was “ WE CAN TAKE THEM” but also we could take like a lot of countries (joking) in numbers.

I can’t find the OG post but a list of countries we could also take (1% of 8 billion is 80 million)

All of them.

Every single one

Not a country has over 80 million soldiers

This isn’t antisemitism

This is just the case of the OP in the OG post knew Denmarks military for some reason

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so often it hurts honestly

We always talk about the “her pronouns are they/them” experiences but what about the “their pronouns are he/him” experiences

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yt trying to make me homophobic while i watch someone openly lesbian comment on a movie

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nice outfit LOSER lol *puts phone up to ear* 65,000,000 BCE called .They said aomething really bad happened to the dinosaurs