“god is punishing me and that is why i’m physically/mentally/chronically ill” toxic, lame, untrue, rude, abusive, negative, bullshit ridiculous religious indoctrination
“god nerfed me because i was becoming too powerful and he was so fucking terrified of me that he had to do something but one of these days the veil with be thin enough for me to reach through it, give him the beating of a lifetime, kill him, and cannibalize his corpse so that i become him if i so choose” aspirational, positive, hot/sexy, affirming, exciting, impressive to all your friends
A 50-kilogram anvil floats perfectly on the surface of mercury, because the density of the steel from which it is made is almost half the density of mercury.
when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.)