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PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (2005) + Joe Wright’s DVD Commentary
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its fourth of july! time to eat an entire half of watermelon and also die
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aside from many many other things that make katniss and gale romantically incompatible is that katniss is entirely unaware of how much attention she needs in order to feel safe and loved. not only that but she freely talks about her incorrect assumption that she’s an “inherently independent girlie” and gale takes this at face value. whereas peeta just goes “im sure YOU believe that. however, i don’t so if you’ll let me, i will shower you with affection until you understand how totally okay it is to be cared for by someone else”
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ms word ms excel and ms powerpoint are all snooty disagreeable ladies who wont speak to me due to my meager dowry but then i meet their beautiful sister ms paint whos clumsy but charming and we fall in beautiful love. and i become mr paint
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"You should be at the club" Direct exposure to the club would kill me instantly
"You should be at bar trivia night" This I cannot deny
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wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal
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its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix
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they inventeed a new science called "dont let the balloon hit the floor" scientests are being vaery careful and bapping that thing before it can fall jumping over the couch and shit
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