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another day volunteering at the alad v interception museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the conduit. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it.

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DEMOLITION BOTH PROFESSIONAL AND UNPROFESSIONAL. I ALSO HAVE THIS DISCARDED CHUNK OF CONDUIT THAT LOOKS KIND OF COOL. IN ADDITION I WILL ALSO WILLINGLY DEBASE MYSELF FOR MONEY

THE OFFER’S APPRECIATED, BUT I DON’T TAKE CHARITY. HOW ABOUT A TRADE INSTEAD?

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QUESTION: DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A LABEL MAKER AND SECOND QUESTION: WHERE DO YOU LIVE

QUESTION. COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICAL ONE TOO. WHERE MAY SOMEONE (NOT ME) FIND A WAY, HYPOTHETICALLY, TO FIND ENOUGH CREDITS TO ACCESS THE MACHINING SECTOR (NOT THAT I NEED TO) TO USE THE FABRICATOR TO MAKE A BRAND NEW LABEL MAKER (NOT THAT I NEED ONE) TO REPLACE ONE THAT I HYPOTHETICALLY (HEAR ME OUT) DROPPED AND ACCIDENTALLY KICKED OVER THE RAILING (NOT THAT THAT HAPPENED). JUST A THOUGHT EXPERIMENT.

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im just like you

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literally how is it fucking real

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THE OFFER’S APPRECIATED, BUT I DON’T TAKE CHARITY. HOW ABOUT A TRADE INSTEAD?

QUESTION. COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICAL ONE TOO. WHERE MAY SOMEONE (NOT ME) FIND A WAY, HYPOTHETICALLY, TO FIND ENOUGH CREDITS TO ACCESS THE MACHINING SECTOR (NOT THAT I NEED TO) TO USE THE FABRICATOR TO MAKE A BRAND NEW LABEL MAKER (NOT THAT I NEED ONE) TO REPLACE ONE THAT I HYPOTHETICALLY (HEAR ME OUT) DROPPED AND ACCIDENTALLY KICKED OVER THE RAILING (NOT THAT THAT HAPPENED). JUST A THOUGHT EXPERIMENT.

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QUESTION. COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICAL ONE TOO. WHERE MAY SOMEONE (NOT ME) FIND A WAY, HYPOTHETICALLY, TO FIND ENOUGH CREDITS TO ACCESS THE MACHINING SECTOR (NOT THAT I NEED TO) TO USE THE FABRICATOR TO MAKE A BRAND NEW LABEL MAKER (NOT THAT I NEED ONE) TO REPLACE ONE THAT I HYPOTHETICALLY (HEAR ME OUT) DROPPED AND ACCIDENTALLY KICKED OVER THE RAILING (NOT THAT THAT HAPPENED). JUST A THOUGHT EXPERIMENT.

FUCK YESSS. MY COWORKER KEEP STEALING MY GUN SO I GOTTA CLAIM IT

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FUCK YESSS. MY COWORKER KEEP STEALING MY GUN SO I GOTTA CLAIM IT

I have a label maker.

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This is Eeyore. He's so happy you're in the backyard right now. Because that's where he is too.

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CAN I BORROW IT

I have a label maker.

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I wanted to post this when the sneak peak for Nyx-Eleanor's gemini skin would drop but I'm impatient so take my yuri

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HOWD YOU GET A TAIL. WAS YOUR SPONSOR’S GENE BANK NOT RAD PROOFED ENOUGH OR SOMETHING

If your coworker has a tail, it is not polite to try and pull it. Even if. Even if that tail was not necessarily there before,

or it is weird,

you could get sent to Human Resources.

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OK THEN. WEIRDO

If your coworker has a tail, it is not polite to try and pull it. Even if. Even if that tail was not necessarily there before,

or it is weird,

you could get sent to Human Resources.

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the amongus crewmate really was a gift to humanity. the world had enough crudely drawn dicks on bathroom stall doors we needed another shape to instantly strike annoyance and discomfort in the viewer