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“I asked chatgpt” well I asked Ferrari and they said “we are checking”

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i love this

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alex albon & lily muni he | World Premiere Red Carpet LIVE from New York

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Oh the discourse is gonna be vile jfc Lando

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the vast majority of races fall between 8am-noon for me and I'm spoiled because of it

get to have a bit of a lie in, lazy morning with my dog, be stressed for two hours while rich men drive in circles and then go about my day

race in north america and I am stuck in neurodivergent Waiting Mode until mid afternoon and I HATE IT

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in honor of montreal week, let’s take a moment to remember last year when haas decided to put on ex wets at the start of the race and charge to the the front of the field just for the shits and giggles

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"I have a few more points on my license to play with" he's gonna commit crimes!!!!! He's gonna be a terror!!!!

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absolutely wild just how much track temp impacts McLaren performance

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Same 😌

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oh Lando was definitely that beyblade kid

McLarenF1: Non-stop fun 🤩

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WOOF WOOF BARK BARK BARK WOOF GRRRRR BARK BARK

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Did we all just forget what Ferrari strategy was like with Binotto as team principle? The era that gave us the fucking clown pit wall meme?

You leave Fred Vasseur ALONE

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McLaren remembering who the hell they are on Sunday!!!

This is as near to perfection as it gets 😮‍💨

A 2.2 followed instantly by a 2.3. Even Ron Dennis would have been proud of that.

The Ferrari mechanics running around in front of them is just the cherry on top 🍒🏎️

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I want to live in the space between whatever the fuck is happening with Bortoleto and Hülkenberg

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another oscar fanart

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we need more autistic jocks btw. jocks who are obsessive nerds about their sport of choice. jocks who are rigid about their workout routines and obsessed with the math of performance statistics and nutrition and reps. jocks who don't have time for alcohol or misogyny because why are you guys chugging beer and trash talking we need to be TRAINING. guy with no tolerance for homophobia because Teammate Trevor is an integral part of the strategy play who cares who he's dating

more jocks whose sole interest is playing the game to the very best of their ability, and infodumping doing a play-by-play review immediately afterwards at the sports bar while his teammates are trying to just get drunk and decompress

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How does he make a $2,000 backpack look like all it contains is his lunchbox and some stolen crayons as he scampers off to class

"do you want one more?" "no"