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Hi, big Rain World sale for the next few days. Please play funny survival simulation game, it's fun.

Screenshot is from the official discord.

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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

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you guys can’t be forgetting that one dwarf fortress glitch where cats could get alcohol poisoning and die. you can’t be.

i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

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the glizzy warrant,,,,,,,,,,,,

HELP

MY ASSIGNED ANALOG HORROR SERIES IS PENIS FILES

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Submitted by @sky-the-snail-fanatic

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Robin redrawn as this meme because she is out there, surviving, battling the other women on 4546B (the women are Marguerit and the leviathans)

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When you are alone and have a heart attack. What are you gonna do then?

Take a 2 minute break and read this:

Let's say it's 5:25 pm and you're driving home after an unusually hard day's work.

You are really tired and frustrated. All of a sudden your chest pains. They are starting to radiate in the arm and jaw. It feels like being stabbed in the chest and heart. You're only a few miles away from the nearest hospital or home.

Unfortunately you don't know if you can make it..

Maybe you've taken CPR training, but the person running the course hasn't told you how to help yourself.

How do you survive a heart attack when you're alone when it happens? A person who is feeling weak and whose heart is beating hard has only about 10 seconds before losing consciousness.

1. But you can help yourself by coughing repeatedly and very strongly! Deep breaths before every cough. Coughing should be repeated every second until you arrive at the hospital or until your heart starts to beat normally.

2. Deep breathing gives oxygen to your lungs and coughing movements boost the heart and blood circulation. Heart pressure also helps to restore a normal heartbeat. Here's how cardiac arrest victims can make it to the hospital for the right treatment

3. Cardiologists say if someone gets this message and passes it on to 10 people, we can expect to save at least one life.

4. FOR WOMEN: You should know that women have additional and different symptoms. Rarely have crushing chest pain or pain in the arms. Often have indigestion and tightness across the back at the bra line plus sudden fatigue.

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Sorry for tagging your art with just # oogh or # oh. Just know this means im profoundly moved

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“digital art isn’t real art!!!!1!!!!”.

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Everything is like “QUEER history” and “List of QUEER young adult books” or “Top 10 QUEER movies” and queer this and queer that and for the love of god please just say LGBT.

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do your ever get excited to see certain mutuals in your notes like yes i pleased the Friend

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gonna redo my intro post later because Man.

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*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free