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WIECZORNA BRYZA by Jacek Yerka 60x51cm acrylic on canvas 2023

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it’s ninety-nine degrees outside, four fuck-thousand percent humidity, and my husband was like, “i’m gonna go for a bike ride.” and i was like “why. no. why. don’t put us on the news like that. local fool collapses on unnecessary journey. don’t do it.” so he says he doesn’t want to “hide in the house” because the sun is shining. bruh. honeybruh. “the sun is shining” does not cover it. its hot outside. its motherfucking hot as fuck outside. our outdoor plants have been crying into their hands all week. whole cars are melting into the sewer. our fucking patio umbrella developed sentience to ask me for lemonade this morning

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Sachiko Kazama — Babel (woodblock print, oil-based ink, and washi paper, on panel, 2019)

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Brion Tomb & Sanctuary, Terriso, Italy - Carlo Scarpa

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Joscelyn Godwin, Robert Fludd, Hermetic Philosopher and Surveyor of Two Worlds

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Single Mages are dying to meet you!

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Faraway views (right lens of my binoculars)

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"Passion has little to do with euphoria and everything to do with patience. It is not about feeling good. It is about endurance. Like patience, passion comes from the same Latin root: pati. It does not mean to flow with exuberance. It means to suffer.” ― Mark Z. Danielewski, House of Leaves

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Why WOULD I pay for tumblr premium when I get quality ads like this???

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Pour one out for #vincentposting on main.

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“Actually, I was pretty much laughing at their keyboard player, Spider Webb, who would stare down the crowd like a psycho killer. He would smear his mascara down his face then bang away on his keyboard like a puppet. At one point, he went for the microphone and screamed, “Thank you oh so very much, New York, ah hahahaha ahh ah” like a flamboyant 17th century gay count or something. He was like Amadeus meets the Cryptkeeper. I want to hire this guy for show and tell.”

— Music Snobbery (via go-away-rhys)

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always fun seeing a band I've liked since I was 14 because it's like,

I used to dream of being able to do this.

"when I grow up I'll move to the UK and get a job there and I'll dye my hair blue and have a really cool life and see all my favourite bands but for now I'm stuck in my bedroom"

and I wish I could go back in time and say, guess what kid, it all turned out exactly how you wanted it. here you are 18 years later, your hair is blue, you live in the UK, you even got a cool job doing the thing you're just starting to realise you enjoy. and here you are 18 years later, watching the same band you're listening to in your bedroom. and by the way, this is the ninth time you've seen them.

and also, I'm really sorry that your height has remained exactly the same over the last nearly two decades. I hope all the other cool things about your life make up for it. I did it for you.

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All it ever does is rain, Christophe Jarcot

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I love the idea of a roomba topography map being the jumping on point for a liminal horror story. House of Leaves II: Roomba.