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starting to think some of yall arent serious bout finding beauty in the grotesque

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i cover my nipples, not because of some stupid law, but for the same reason kakashi covers his sharingan

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king of edible leaves his majesty the spinach

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whatever. go my scarab

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kangaroos are like what if a scary muscle man occupied the ecological niche for deer

well I wouldn't like that very much. is what

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not kissing a vampire after they drink your blood is like not kissing someone after they give you head. Where’s your class. intimacy

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if mario was trapped in a cave for generations he would gradually become pale and lose his eyes and start hunting for fish and centipedes by sonar but he wouldnt lose his overalls or hat

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FEDERAL DICK TRIED TO PULL ME OVER FOUR A LITTLE BOOZING + CRUISING BUT I REPLACED EVERY WINDOW IN MINE HUMLE SHITBOX WITH STAINÈD GLASS & WHEN THE SUNLIGHT HIT HE WEPT IN REVERENT AWE

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isnt it cool how the brain is like a wet computer

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We can't find D. B. Cooper bc he bounced up into a different plane

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The Dastardly Daffodil

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me: ugh why am i always coughing and sneezing when im in this room? and my eyes are always irritated too

the despicable mold spore:

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i got one big curly hair like a cartoon baby

i’m signing you to my esports team

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imagine if instead of it being called a sip it was as called a suck. can I have a suck of water? 🤨