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look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons
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women be watching movies and making meaningful observations
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This dock is holding a Greg on it’s Held. If you even care
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if i was stuck in a room witha crocodile id gain its trust and we would escape together
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being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.
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Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve
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Think you could take a 10x10 inch cock? Asking for a friend 👀
like is it a cube or am i misunderstanding
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theres too many princesses and maids and knights and whatever. can some of you develop a thatching fetish or something my roof is collapsing
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Backshots...? No, I could never strike my enemy whilst he isn't looking. It would be most dishonorable
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