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Gift for u, bestie

Behold

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who is your fav coach among the ones in the original timeline?

I hesitated between Hitomiko and Kudou, but i'd say Hitomiko.

She was not the best coach, she made mistakes, but did really good seeing the circumstances.

I feel that, because she is really flawed right off the bat, she is more complex and fleshed out than the other 2.

Plus, woman being represented as an almost main character ? In OG IE ??? Yes please 👑💅💗

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New Victory Road illustration - Nagumohara girls!

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New Victory Road illustration - Nagumohara girls!

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inspired by these:

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WHAT THE FREACKING FUCK OMG I’M???

Tomenla homofobos uwuwuwu gay wins

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I don't get it and it sounds like whatever is going on currently in my head

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Can we please talk about HOW FUCKING GAY this moment between Haizaki and Mizukamiya was?

“The only one who can show you the right path is me, captain Mizukamiya”

“You know this more than anyone else: no one can tame the Demon of the Field”

“I’ve never thought I could tame you”

“We, the Seishou, are here to be your place to belong”

…

“And for me, you’re my place to belong”

“This is what companions are like, right? As expected from the captain, you’re not afraid of saying those embarassing things. You haven’t change”

“Oh, that’s right! I’ve thought about one of those titles too!”

“Eh?”

“For example, ‘Tamer of the Demon of the Field’! What do you think?”

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“You… you WERE trying to tame me!!”

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damn how many of Kazemin do you still have in stock 👁👄👁

Kazemin #301★*⁠.⁠✧

Today's Kazemin is frustrated! That evil twink will pay!

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Kazemin #300★*⁠.⁠✧

Today's Kazemin is popular with girls!

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Merci à @basedness-is-a-prison et à tous les autres de m'avoir mené à ces 1000 reblogs !

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almost 1 day left

Winner of the Poll #2 : the "fever dream":

Y'all, i'm on time 😭💣💥

Intro :

So yeah.... For those who just arrived, this is a serie of posts where i disclose my crazy-ass imaginary scenarios about VROH (which is not released yet) and you can vote for the next one at the end of the post. Each poll lasts 3 days.

Now this is the winner of the 2nd poll, called "the fever dream". Thank to the 9 voters <3

For context, i am not an author, i use my smartphone and english is not my primary language. I do essentially aesthetic shitposts.

Enjoy ~

Summary :

Soccer club ? Check.

11 players ? Check.

Coach ? Check.

Scheduled match ? Check.

Training regiment ? Check.

Now where the fuck is soccer ?!

Inspos :

Not gonna lie, it's mostly the first episode of CS (minus the time travelling). Also, Tenma refering soccer as a person.

Disclaimers :

"Y'all, i don't know what to say, 'cause my lips pop."

Plot :

So basically, it's before the qualifications finals and da team is trying preparing

And for once, preparations were going great : they knew who they were going to play against, collected datas easily on them, they looked easy to counter, this will be school holiday and everyone of da team is available for intensive training in that period

Also, Da team is looking great at this point : no death threat to disband the club, it has all the players, 2 ace strikers, a correct goalie, good defence, good synergy, a store of hissatsus and tactics in stock, and no current drama yet

That's basically what Unmei says to him as he reviews the current situation before going to school

His way to school is exactly how your parents & grandparents told you it was back then : "we had to walk 2782636 kilometers on foot in the jungle and fight lions on the way without food and lunch" ahh moment

But no one believes him when he tells his crazy shenanigans on his way to school, so today Sakurazaki and Kisoji decided to accompagny him

On their way, they encounter members of their crazy-ass school's cult they didn't know existed (it's a whole another imaginary scenario 😭) blocking and asking them if they'd join

Hopefully, a random religious procession appears and da Trio decides to tag along to avoid the other group

But since they wouldn't stop following them, Da Trio had to go all the way with the procession to the hidden temple in the mountain and skip school

While they're here, they interact with a monk explaining them he had been watching them for a while and that what they're doing make sakka cry

The monk also offer them cookies and let them play with his doggos 🥰

Anyway...back at home

Unmei goes in his room, logs on his computer and starts working on tactics and training regiment for the next match

Except he can't because the datas have dissapeared

Mental_breakdown.mp3

Calls his teammates to retrieve potential copies of it

No one has them : mental_breakdown_the_sequel.mp3

"It's okay, because i have good memory and will recall everything in the morning and we will be able to train"

The next morning, Unmei can't remember shit

In fact, no one in da Team remembers what is the name of their opponents

Anyway, training arc

Except they can't because there is no soccer ball in the soccer club

They buy some at the sport store

Back at the soccer field, they can finally train

Raika and Sakurazaki tried their combined hissatsu but missed big time, leaving Shisendo to catch the oxygen instead. The ball they shooted was never found again

Second attempt, but sakka ball turned into sewer gate so they stopped in the middle of the hissatsu

The third ball poped, the fourth turned into live doves, the fifth into Dove soap, and on and on until the last one

Shisendo was asked to go back into the goalpost, but it has vanished

Nevermind, they shoot their shot, but instead of landing on the soccer field, everyone was teleported in the middle of the ocean

Hopefully, they have been rescued by one of their municipal elected officials on his boat passing by on his way to Inakuni

Asuto asks them how they ended up here, they explain that they were trying a hissatsu on Nagumohara's ground and this happened

"Oh, so the soccer club there has been re-opened since the incident 5 years ago" and this confuses da team since it made crazy noises in town when they did, how can he not know?

Anyway, back on the school ground, they tryna talk about it with their bonita teacher/coach but she has no idea what they are talking about since they are a tennis club and that sakka is forbidden inside school's vicinity

Cry_in_Sakurazaki's_backstory.mp4

They tried to call the Football Frontier's office but Da Team is unknown to them

Kisoji suddenly remembers the weird monk "maybe he can help us ?"

So they go back to the mountain temple and ask for that monk (one of the dogs has bitten Yagyuu's ass)

The monk told them he already warned them they were displeasing soccer so now soccer is ghosting them

The remedy is : they have to play soccer against soccer

"Okayyyy? How are we supposed to do that?" "What do you mean how you do that ? Apologize to soccer!"

The next day, they are going to Shinohara's house for a sleepover, because she has everything they need to make apology banner, 'cause they have no other idea to contact sakka

Nevermind because Haru found a DIY ritual on Bing to contact sakka (he has been invited for some reason)

Since soccer is a concept, they cannot interact with it on Earth, they need to access another stage of existence by chants and consumption of cookies

Thanksfully, Da Trio did not consummed all the cookies offered by the monk in a doggie bag

They do the ritual and everyone eats one cookie : by 4 am, this is a success, everyone's souls left their bodies, except Haru who doesn't have a soul 😢

All of the sudden, they were outside in the middle of the night in an unknown place and they can't see shit

Until astral figures appear and challenge them in a duel

So they play sakka, and da team won (i am too lazy to explain how)

Next thing they know, they are waking up in the middle of the class and everyone looks at them funny

They are confused, disoriented, but seems soccer doesn't ghost them anymore so this is good

They meet up with Haru, wondering why he wasn't with them playing against the weird creatures

Haru has no idea of what they are talking about

"By the way, congratulations on winning your qualification match ! See y'all in the 2nd part of FF" 🥰

The end 💋💋💋

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