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garbage-ribs · 2 years
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I'm different, I'm special, I'm canonically eccentric, I'm a weird girl, I'm a little funny, I'm not all there, I'm beautiful minded, I'm gifted and talented, I'm slow on the uptake, I learn a little differently, I have my quirks, I have my struggles, I can be a bit scattered. My speech, mannerisms, and behavior demonstrate marked abnormalities. haters want to see me in a padded cell
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garbage-ribs · 2 years
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garbage-ribs · 2 years
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garbage-ribs · 2 years
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basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.
if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 
unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.
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garbage-ribs · 2 years
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Sorry chap I wish I could have an opinion on things but my brain is full trying to memorize all of the ABCs (there are 26 of them) not showing off just stating the facts
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garbage-ribs · 3 years
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i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever
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garbage-ribs · 3 years
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the fact that 2016 was 5 years ago and 2022 is just 4 months away is making my eye twitch…. need a support group for people who can’t process the linear progression of time
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garbage-ribs · 3 years
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:o) 
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garbage-ribs · 3 years
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was anyone else 14 on the internet thinking they were a millennial in the mid 2010s. I’d see posts about the housing market and be like so true I can’t afford a house
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garbage-ribs · 3 years
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If you knew who he really was, would you still hate him?
Artstation / Instagram / Facebook / Tumblr / Twitter / Print Shop / Tip Jar
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garbage-ribs · 3 years
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why is it that when you want a scrambled egg the yolk is so strong it doesn’t want to break but when you want a fried egg the yolk is a delicate young maiden who’s never seen the outside world... why is there war and fighting. why isn’t there world peace </3
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garbage-ribs · 3 years
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garbage-ribs · 3 years
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as the french say, merci goku
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garbage-ribs · 3 years
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Not going to lie, they had us in the first half😢
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