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Completely forgot to post this hehe

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Random cultist: Which god do you serve, boy?

Arthur: Excuse me?

Cultist: Which god do you hold in your heart?

John: Lie Arthur! Say Shub Niggurath or Nyarlathotep or-

Arthur: John.

Cultist: What. That’s not-

Arthur (loudly) (pulling out a gun): I said, his name is John.

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those malevolent boys

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don’t be scared.

(print!!)

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Months late to the trend but helloo

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"I asked ChatGPT-"

I asked the voice in my head, he called your mother a whore.

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Ugh idk man whatever.. *shoves the knife in the hollow of my throat*

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It’s done :)

Available for print or charm preorders on Friday, March 21st, when Invictuscon starts :)

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More negative space John

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ultimately the truth about frankenstein is that we are all grotesque amalgamations of the best and worst parts of everyone who came before us. and sometimes the people who are supposed to love us because of and in spite of this will not. and we can kill them with hammers for that. and i think that’s beautiful

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Got reminded again of my old coworker who was a massive misogynist but also trans inclusive. Told me he believed trans women are indeed women because "only women would be stupid enough to want to be women"

I wonder what he's doing now

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Not a brave man, but at times a very stubborn one

(Limited color palette assignment for my oil painting class. I love college <3)

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Im the most unwell about these two if you couldn’t tell :3

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And bonus worm john

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Malevolent Big Bang 2025!

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Hello all! The mod team would like to formally announce that we will be hosting the Malevolent Big Bang again this year, 2025! We're excited to see what everyone creates this year, both new faces and old 💜

Here are the dates you should mark down if you are interested in participating in this event as a writer, beta, artist, or pinch hitter!

Writer signups open on May 1

Beta signups open on May 1

Artist signups open on July 14

Pinch hitter signups open on July 14

Keep an eye on this space as we get closer to those dates for more information, and make sure to check our FAQ and rules to see if this event would work for you! Note for returning members that there have been a few changes to our rules this year, including minimum word count for writers and clarifying expectations for artists, so please make sure to read them over.

If you have any questions, feel free to send us an ask and we'll be happy to answer them!

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