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gerry and his two special michaels compilation :)

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Not listening to a man with eyelashes, whatever you say beautiful

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FINALS - Catholic Character Tournament

Propaganda below ⬇️

Wolfwood

I love him. Man who has no faith in himself or humanity or god with so much blood on his hands, fighting for something he knows he can never see come to fruition in person. He carries his own literal cross and grave marker on his back. Just… he’s so iconic to me.

I'm sure I'm not the first to submit him. But I did it anyway. I hope he wins and I'll do anything in my power to make sure he does

Dude is literally a priest who carries around a giant cross. Yes he uses the cross to murder people but that is besides the point. Also he has a mini church he carries around for on-the-go confession services.

hes literally a priest(hes not a priest in the reboot but he is in the original and thats what matters to Me). he carries around a cross that is actually secretly a gun with guns inside that gun. he runs a church/orphanage. he carries around a portable confession booth and charges people money for it because he is broke as fuck. he dies bleeding out over an alter begging to god for forgiveness he doesnt think he deserves. he is everything to me.

look at this man he's a priest with a cross shaped gun that (spoilers) dies against the side of a church while waxing poetic about life and redemption (/spoilers), this is the Catholic ever.

Wolfwood is liiiiiterally Judas coded in the text. AND his weapon is a massive cross that turns into a machine gun and a LASER. Not to mention his religious trauma. Oh baby. The religious trauma.

Homeboy literally walks around with a giantass 300lb machine gun shaped like a cross called the Punisher. Hes a priest/undertaker depending on what version of trigun you reference. Grew up in a church orphanage. Also literally walks around with a portable confessional box for people to pay to confess to him. Need i say more.

HE IS LITERALLY JUDAS. he is literally leading the jesus allegory to his doom. hes also in love with the jesus allegory (vash). he is also carrying arouns a giant cross rhat is also a gun. hes literally catholic and judas and his tits are perfect. in one piece of official art he's wearing a cross choker. also the catholicism on gunsmoke is about making vash submit. wolfwood looking at that pathetic wet mess of a man oh i can make him submit easily.

He literally carries around a giant cross and is referred to as a priest by multiple characters. also he offers people confessionals

He carries a huge machine gun that is in the shape of a cross that is really heavy (he is strong) and his boobs are huge. So you know hes serving cunt in a god honoring way. Also in trigun 1998 he brings around a small chapel that he uses as a portable confessional and in trigun stampede he holds funeral services as an undertaker which are way overly priced. Also he dies very gayly (basicly confessing his love to his best boy friend forever)

Nick's funny bc he's probably the least Christian acting guy but is literally a preacher. There's a running gag with Vash asking some variation of "what the hell kinda churchman are you?" His gun is a gigantic cross. He rides a shitty motorcycle in the middle of the desert.

ok so thematically the main conflict in trigun is about peace vs violence and its represented by the characters vash and knives respectively. the two aren't /technically/ angels but thematically and through imagery they are and are comparable to michael and lucifer specifically. ANYWAYS. vash and knives are the characters who are constantly pushing and pulling at wolfwood's morality, sort of like a "the devil and god are raging inside of me" kinda deal. his grappling with his morality and faith is a big factor in his character. also he has a giant fucking gun shaped like a cross. and he dies in a church while praying.

Bros an orphan who grew up at a Catholic orphanage and taken away to be trained and genetically changed into a supercharged assassin for interworldly beings that have lots of angel imagery attached. Guy thought he was just going to be taken to become a missonary...instead he got 6 years of religious trauma. He still wears a cross necklace and holds it often. His gun is a literal cross "full of mercy" (its a missile launcher). He never really believed fully in the faith or anything, but the way he interacts with it is FASCINATING. He's jaded by the planet he lives on and his upbringing, and makes him say his most iconic quote: "We're nothing like God. Not only do we have limited powers, but sometimes we're driven to become the devil himself." He prays to a God he doesn't know if he actually believes in, asking for another day— for hope for the human race. The organization hes part of (The Eye of Michael) works for an interdimensional otherworldly being that has an incredible amount of angelic metaphor and imagery attached who intends to purge the planet of humans... and ends up siding with that guy's twin brother who is so Jesus coded it's insane. They are best friends even as Wolfwood is acting under instructions to babysit and watch him for his twin brother. He dies after facing down against his old mentor (named Chapel) and his pseudo brother from the orphanage who was taken into the Eye as well and his Jesus bestie buries him and sticks his cross-gun in the ground after losing his shit crazy style and using his pseudo alien angel Jesus powers to lash out at his brother for being the cause of Wolfwood's death. Rest in peace king

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Sister Michael

She drives a DeLorean. She does judo on Fridays. She likes a good statue and despises the French. Her full nun name is Sister George Michael, after the guy from Wham!. She is the fiercest nun you’ll ever come across and, if you’re attending Lady Immaculate College, she’s the woman in charge. So whatever you do, if you’re feeling anxious or worried or just need a chat: don’t come crying to her.

joined the nunnery for the free accommodation?

she does love a good statue it has to be said

She is the headmistress of a catholic school <3

sister michael so reminds me of the nuns who taught me. they're tough and sometimes a little harsher than a woman who dedicated her life to god should be but they're also wonderful people. i had a nun teacher who was 60 years old and would do handstands. another nun (also in her 60s) told me god was nonbinary. another was really mean and made me cry. (so did the handstand nun.) while the catholic girls school is The Catholic Experience, the school wouldn't have been the same for me or the derry girls without at least one nun who seemed to have sprung up out of the ground fully formed, ageless.

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TW: Gore

Pls be safe if you are sensitive to this kind of content

Guess who got sick of the Narrator's shit lol

Btw I am not good at drawing gore :/

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Michael is here!

Gertrude is still around? We'll see... 👁👁

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[s] Kanaya: Return to the reactor

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entry for tf2 72 hour jam :-)

i forgot to add the mistaken movember :-(

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This boi will live on and have his happy life!

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scribbled down a quick sanity check of the two giant women in the TF2 comics to make sure I wasn’t just drawing the same thing twice.  

They’re not spectacularly differently proportioned, not showing off any skills in character/silhouette design here but I thought it might be interesting to tf comic fans.  

I try and keep their finer details unique: Zhanna being made out of pointed/diamond shapes, and Maggie being made of rectangles.  Zhanna is young, solid and fit, in the way someone closely related to Heavy would be. Whereas Maggie, while definitely still capable, is a pulp adventure magazine action girl who’s past her prime, someone who used to be slimmer and filled out with age.

A little comic news: should be out at the end of the month.  This issue has ended up at over 50 pages long, whereas previous issues have been 32-38 pages long.  We also got our spectacular cover artist rennerei as colorist for the entire comic now too.  So hopefully will be worth the weight and all that :))

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Hey!! So I’m opening up commissions!! However since I currently don’t have anything like a paypal or somethin, I thought I’d use my IDV wishlist!

So here’s the prices-

The lowest will be a B Tier Item- You will receive a traditional drawing, your choice if it’s colored or not.

An A Tier item will be the second highest- You will receive a Digital drawing with flat color- your choice if you would like a background or not.

Finally the most expensive will be an S Tier item- you will receive a Digital drawing with full color and shading-

If you’re interested, please dm me! I will not start the drawing until I receive my payment- and I refuse to draw NSFW-

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Everyone knows that ice cream cake is better

oh you're a little rich boy? Little rich man who can afford iced cream

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Hunter Lucky design by @ ktrooooooo on Twitter This took two days for me to draw and I don’t know why.

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Admin can fight me

Everyone knows that ice cream cake is better

oh you're a little rich boy? Little rich man who can afford iced cream

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thoughts on lawyer, kreacher?

what an UNHELPFUL CRETIN!

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i really wanted to draw him