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to me the appeal of pathetic vampires is similar to the appeal of stupid cats. you have the teeth and claws to rip through flesh to your heart's content, but here you are. paw stuck to a quilt. staring woefully with eyes the size of saucers to get someone to help. same goes for a vampire failing miserably to use a touchscreen because his fingers are too cold.

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You are offered $1000 if you can perfectly sing a random, popular karaoke song - it doesn't matter if you sound good, you just have to get all the words right, but no cheating! lyrics are not provided. spin the wheel and determine your fate...

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So my sister is on vacation and has sent me a photo of the store she was buying clothes in.

I'm going to lose it.

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ao3 is crazy because you'll read the most gut-wrenching 200k word slowburn that leaves you sobbing into your sweater at four in the morning and the author will be applejacksmonstercock

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ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens gmail* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens youtube* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens an unstable vortex in time and space* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens ao3* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr*

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eleven year olds need book series filled to the brim with violence and crime. it's like enrichment for them

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very much enjoying season zero so far

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some folks seemed to like the babies so here's some more info about them :) i may post my other doodles of them here too idk yet tho

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they're in a polyester relationship

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I'm about to post a shit ton of art later be warned

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finished shadow's route in sonic x shadow generations and i had to draw them... they are so important to me

i know also that gerald's journal says that he like preprogrammed shadow with knowledge or something also but i don't give a fuck struggle to learn math shadow

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would she dislike the person who i've become

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Sure. Job searching is going great. "Celery" is now a skill people are looking for.

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putting them in the torment nexus (college) with me

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people moving to tumblr from twitter please fucking reblog art likes literally dont do anything except make the artist upset bc they have 2 reblogs and 55 likes