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when the teasing goes from cute and innocent to ‘oh that turned you on, didn’t it?’

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during ovulation week i gotta chain myself to a tree like a werewolf under a full moon

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God I love soft dumbification. The “let your thoughts go, you don’t need them” and “no thinking, that’s for me to do” I have to just obey when they’re being so sweet about it. How could I not let my brain be wiped when you’re so polite in telling me?

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Is there anything better than feeling their hand around your throat and soft kisses, while being pushed down into the mattress??????

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god gives his intensest breeding kinks to his lesbianest soldiers

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hard pack in a crowded club and grind your cock against her until she's soaking wet and fucking desperate

grab her with the press of your hand flat on her tummy, yanking her back against you as you sway

taunt her with the barest brush of your lips and teeth and tongue on her shoulders, at the base of her neck

twine a hand into her hair, pull her head back so she has to arch back against you to keep your cock pressed to her as you dance

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what if i told you that however loud you moan and shout and scream and whine for me is how hard you get fucked, sweet girl?

i want to watch the shame flush through your body as you push yourself to scream as loud as you can - i want to push you over the edge as you shout, flood your body with endorphins with every slap of my thighs against yours

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you know how sometimes you tune into your body and realize that every fiber of your being craves the feeling of her cock filling you up, the short hard thrusts that she uses to fuck into you at just the right angle, the breathless union of breath and skin until she cums, her weight pressing you into the bed, salt-sweat on your lips as you press kisses to every inch you can reach

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the best way to admire a femme's pretty nails is to pin their hands above their head <3

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Desperately wanna get finger fucked against a wall while we argue and all I can do is whimper <3

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Being femme4butch is just like

What if 😱you watched me 😳put on lipstick 🤭and we were both alienated from the concept of womanhood by our experiences with lesbian gender 😱

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send this to anybody who says stone sex isn’t reciprocal

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“you’re so mean to me “ yeah and you get off to it what’s your point

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Giving her little star stickers as a reward every time she cums for me

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being fucked so hard from behind that you collapse forward and then they lean over you and use their weight to keep you completely pinned so you can’t do anything but whine and take it

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aimless fingering is so <333 pulling someone into my lap and spreading them open to slowly rub their clit and pump my fingers in and out for hours!! working them up and pulling my hand away every time they get close to finishing, you can’t cum yet angel look how pretty and desperate you are like this!! be good and let me keep going for a while longer<3