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Shepard has Zaeed do this for her in ME3

starts talking about my emotional state with 2 degrees of abstraction instead of 7 and the sniper across the street who i pay to keep me in line fires a warning shot thru my little hoop earring

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Demi: *break dancing* You think I ain't fucked a mannequin before

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guess what i've just read for the first time! paper girls was such a fun read, and i can't wait to reread it and understand everything in a new light.

(couldn't fit all six, so here's the girls for now! might try to create another cover with the bardy boys)

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Everyone shut up! It’s the ten year anniversary

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Let's shake things up 🍸

Dirty Laundry season 5 premieres July 15th on Dropout - with a new set, new outfits for Lily, same outfit for Grant, tons of guests, some new cocktails & mocktails, and even some secrets submitted by viewers... 👀

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i think the best bit of worldbuilding by far in the mass effect trilogy is the lore that went into the quarians. from the beginning, you're immersed in their culture and their customs. tali's only dialogue in the first game is her talking about her people, and even in the other two games it doesn't extend too far outside of that. and for good reason. you get an in-depth look into their economy, their way of life, their religion. you learn about their creation of the geth and their subsequent exile from the galaxy. you visit the quarian fleet far before you visit other homeworlds, and even when you do they're burning to the ground. the quarians are uniquely flushed out in a way that asks you to keep digging, keep learning about a culture.

and then there's kal'reegar, from galveston, texas. he only smokes camels and drinks bud light. his hobbies include lawn care, smoking meats, and watching that son of a gun dak prescott lead the cowboys to the superbowl.

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i love tumblr glitches. sponsored message everyone

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Mass effect was such an awesome game! Jane Shepherd is so fun. #masseffect #masseffectlegendaryedition #masseffect3 #masseffect2 #masseffecttrilogy #janeshepard #garrusvakarian #talizorah #liara #krogan

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hot girl summer but only in air conditioned spaces

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Bioware also did this with Jane Shepard

Me, fourteen and making OCs: okay she can’t be a Mary Sue! I can’t make her too cool or everyone will think she’s unbelievable and hate her :((

Me, thirty-two and making OCs: Every person I think is hot in this video game is into this OC and also she gets to be a Special Princess. I’ll commission a propaganda portrait of her as an imperial saint.

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griffin's skinny jeans and pink holo camelbak slay

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i love you tiny man

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I know we’ve been through this but do you guys think Wealwell could be the chosen one

Things we know about Wealwell:

- So solid, so hot

- Vomiting 24/7 365

- Can throw playing cards to make them explode

- Really into Goldenbeard

- Majored in standing????

- Just really fucking hot

- Daisuke is hunting him for sport

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Rook is like “oh okay” but doesn’t want to press it because as far as they know, this is incredible vulnerability from the guy that couldn’t smooch them a week ago. So they don’t ask questions like ��what’ or ‘do you want that’ but instead grit their teeth and go to Emmrich to find out how they can do this safely.

Can you imagine the pressure Davrin is under if Lucanis is dating an elf Rook?

He has one shot—just one shot—to pull off the perfect “Trust me, bro” prank with bogus bullshit about elves.

He probably lies awake at night trying to craft the perfect lie. Lucanis isn’t an idiot. It’s got to be believable and not easily disproven. It has to be something personal so he won’t ask Rook or Bellara about it. And he’s got to time it for maximum hilarity.

The others notice he’s distracted and ask if he’s okay. He nods solemnly and says he just has a lot on his mind. The others understand. Risen gods, blighted dragons, responsibility for the last of the griffins… they’re all overwhelmed.

Meanwhile this man is thinking, “I am going to get that Antivan motherfucker if it’s the last thing I do.”

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quick-ish pieces based on the crow's outfit concept art

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They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body