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ⓘ A sewing machine is a device that provides a several-fold increase of the speed at which you can make mistakes

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man if I saw an elf nobody would be able to stop me

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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

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ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

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They’re going to the movies

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apologies for inactive ive had a rough time with school lately 😬😬

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*looking for a midnight snack* *gets flashbanged*

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I have the kind of brain disease where my reaction to shrooms is “I have an idea for a Garfield comic”

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never actually queued a post before i’m testing lol

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June 24, 1978.

Two thoughts:

1) On first impression i thought it was a hockey puck for a moment. not sure why garfield would have a hockey puck, but i feel he would be ruthless on the ice

2) Jons expression managed to convey so much in a single panel. disappointment. boredom. exasperation.

7/10 mostly for jons face

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guys i’m so sorry for reblogging a bunch of percy jackson stuff and not posting any garfield i did two college applications and they fried my fucking brain i think

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11 year old me walked so i could run (to my computer to draw these)

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I was meant to be a character in a low budget horror movie in 2005 wearing a short sleeved shirt over a long sleeved shirt to signify to the audience that I am an enjoyer of music

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i’m sorry i know it was objectively rooted in logic but watching annabeth and grover plop percy’s pasty, anemic, dying ass down in some tourist fountain and intensely splash water on him like he’s some toddler they don’t know how to bathe is probably the funniest fucking thing i’ve seen in a good while

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annabeth and grover frantically submerging percy in water the way you’d put an iphone in a bowl of rice

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June 23, 1978

This one is very 70s. I think. I wasn’t around for this kind of tv lol. It’s very funky and green tho! Also my car does this with the dryer sometimes.

7/10! look at his little :3 face