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im not a furry but I hold a deep appreciation for them in the same way I hold an appreciation for starfish--even though they don't really affect me, if an environment doesn't have them then something is ecologically wrong

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I've only barely started playing MTG but I am so far baffled as to how the community doesn't have some IRL equivalent of Pokemon gyms. People put so much effort into creating decks with unique theming, and while plenty of people are trying to optimize their decks to be flawlessly unbeatable, even more just seem to really like decks with cool themes surrounding particular creature types or mechanics.

I just think Magic would lend itself really well to a type of semi-competitive scene where you and your buddies can hop on the bus to the next town over to go fight Crab Guy (guy who likes crabs) at the Crab Gym (room at the back of a game store with paper crabs on the walls) to get your Crab Badge (small pin with a crab on it) by defeating his Crab Deck (deck whose only creature cards are crabs)

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Can feel the estrogen dispersing throughout my body like it's the green goblin serum

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Why do you use It/Its pronouns...

i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered

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they injected my dog with skeleton dna

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How does tumblr feel about Primrose

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has the spirit of the Trader Joe taken the people i follow

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just saw a reddit comment thread hating on matpat because now that he’s advising congress on behalf of creators that technically makes him a lobbyist, which as you know is a type of ontologically evil animal that serves no other purpose than ferrying bribes from ExxonMobil directly to politicians

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gapple fcrumble

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are you a dirty dawg or a flirty frawg

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no homo but the deer in headlights look you got going on is doing it for me

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(out of breath) Hey sorry, hey, did you see a uh, a 2 headed guy come through here, really ugly, always says "we're tim eric",

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not my island, not my yoshis

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using my time machine to repeatedly travel to just before the death of chrysippus and feeding various livestock various high-society treats in front of him to figure out exactly what counts as a lethally funny combo