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Speef is real to me. I'm sorry for that.

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Soft Edges

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So I'm hacking a Nintendo Switch game and I find this image, labeled JEFF.PNG. Weird.

So I go searching. It's a cropped version of this image:

And it's from "Ore no Imouto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai", or "My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute", aka Oreimo.

Wikipedia says: "The story depicts high school student Kyosuke Kosaka who discovers that his standoffish younger sister Kirino is actually an otaku with an extensive collection of moe anime and younger sister-themed eroge she has been collecting in secret. Kyosuke quickly becomes Kirino's confidant for her secret hobby."

So, yeah, it's just a crop from an light novel/manga/anime about a boy who finds out his younger sister is into incest video games.

The game I found this in?

Ubisoft's Wheel Of Fortune for the Nintendo Switch.

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The entire “Noelle hyped for Xmas” saga is complete~ Glad you enjoyed, and Happy Holidays!!

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give yourself a sense of place and time. rotate your wardrobe when the weather changes. update your playlists every month. write down three things you did today. do it everyday. message your friends good morning. buy yourself different flavours of tea based on your mood, the packaging, the weather, your heart. save the little paper labels; stick them in your notebook until the inside cover is full of little colored tags. have it hot in the winter. have it cold in the summer. learn to make apple cider, raspberry cordial. spend the summer knitting a scarf for the colder months. spend the winter sewing loose flowy blouses for the summer. open the windows, five minutes a day if it's cold, all day if it's warm. give yourself a sense of place and time and weather.

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during the work day my rage metre builds up, allowing me to unleash a powerful & ill advised special attack around 4pm

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Did y’all know queue limit is 1000? They don’t let you put more in than that. Wild

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lion orc man strikes again.. be kind to him please he is good.. (+ really out of character doodle)

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🤭 I'm a girl but with a little 😏 extra something 😉

Can you guess what? 🤪

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every time I hack a ubisoft TV show game, it raises more questions. I while back I found that there was an incest anime reference in Wheel of Fortune (Switch), and yesterday I decided to hack Family Feud (switch) and GUESS WHAT IT'S WEIRD TOO.

It has a list of censored terms (because it has online play) and the list is 3000-terms long. You've got all kinda of misspellings of the usual suspects, but then there's weird stuff.

"halal" is banned. "paginate" is banned. "mr hands" is banned, just in case someone wants to play online as a reference to the time a Boeing engineer got horsed to death. WELL NOT TODAY.

But the weirdest one is "dolcett". I only know what that means because I've been on the internet too long: dolcett was a 1990s vore artist, who was made slightly infamous when two people in a dolcett-fan-forum met up together and one ate the other.

yeah they want to make sure you don't reference the fetish artist who spawned the community that had the 2001 German Cannibalism scandal. in Family Feud, for the Switch.

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Rimworld should have cheese in it. I know there's probably a billion mods with cheese but I will never get over how the base game has milk but no cheese. The Rule Of Management Sims is that if you got milk you make cheese. Next they'll let you grow cotton but not make you weave it.

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Also like, aren't the hiveless keeping Tyk from doing her journey because they're waiting for the foolish hiveborn to give birth. Derin.

I am SO CLOSE to finishing Wandering Star my guys I can taste it in the back of my throat like blood

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I am SO CLOSE to finishing Wandering Star my guys I can taste it in the back of my throat like blood

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the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ