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literally cannot get enough of the cursed amulet it feels like a warm blanket on my brain

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Silly Game Time: WRONG ANSWERS ONLY! Why are frogs like that? Y'know, [gestures at them] like *that*. All froggish.

Well

In the beginning god created the heavens and the earth (+ frog)

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my little brother & i are having a scholarly debate about mornings

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Power move

Remembering the one Hades and Persephone fanfic retelling I read where the author had clearly never eaten a pomegranate in their life and just had the character in the Persephone role take a bite out of the side like an apple

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Silly Game Time: WEIRD GLADIATOR FIGHTS! A mostly unstoppable force.

VS

A mostly immovable object.

You have five dollars to wager (no.split wagers). Place your bet!

If there’s no time limit, 5 on mostly unstoppable force.

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Why are you so angry

:(

Just had like 5 slices of rocky road I think I'm going to have a fucking heart attack ✌️😔

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:(

i’m making so many posts per second. i’m trying to speedrun tumblr. there aren’t gonna be any more posts when i’m done with it. gonna fill every atom of the universe with data corespondinh to my posts. fuck every other user here

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Silly Game Time: Through a cartoonish series of events, in one month you're going to be taking part in THE BEST TALENT SHOW [this town] HAS EVER SEEN! (in order to save the ... I dunno, free health clinic for orphans and puppies, or whatever)

What's your 1-2 minute performance going to be? (Please note that made-up, nonsensical answers are totally accepted here at SGT.) Are you doing it with anyone else, or giving a solo performance?

I’ll play the opening of Martin Scorsese’s goncharov on trumpet. I think playing trumpet is my most interesting skill

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This is the greatest discourse this accursed hellsite has ever produced

guy who does unboxing videos but he only talks about the boxes

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refseek.com

www.worldcat.org/

link.springer.com

http://bioline.org.br/

repec.org

science.gov

pdfdrive.com

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I love the wet

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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

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do it :3

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What if you just kept cutting? Eventually it would be so dense in there that it couldn’t take in enough oxygen, right?

good morning girls let's cut off this hydra's head

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Compilation of people holding things that shouldn't be held, please add more if you have any

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✨️ The Enrichment has Enriched! ✨️