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she’s scary!
why are people so threatened by cassandra i genuinely cannot comprehend it
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Cady: Someone called me a jungle freak!
Damien: What? Come here, kid. Just remember, sticks and stones may break my bones...
Cady, nodding: But chains and whips excite me.
Damien: ....
Damien: JANIS!
Janis: *dying of laughter in the background*
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I have decided that every ship needs a fic based on Dead Girl Walking from Heathers the musical because if you don’t want one half of your otp breaking into the other one’s house to angrily have sex what do you want exactly?
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hi
if ur an autistic blog or reblog autistic posts, pls reblog this cus i would like to follow u :)
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Charles: …Is there a particular reason that the bathtub is on fire?
Lydia and BJ *simultaneously and excitedly*: SCIENCE!!!
Charles: …Fair enough.
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rb to save a life

i can’t fact check this but better safe than sorry
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Stephen: I love the rain. It reminds me of my first kiss.
Christine: Aw, your first kiss was in the rain.
Stephen: No, it was in the shower.
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RENÉE RETWEETED THIS IM- ASHDLSHSLFJDKL
Regina George is a lesbian confirmed
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Me: *has zero ounces of talent*
Also me:

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EVERYONE still hates Autism Speaks and thinks their new logo is rubbish!
Happy Autism Acceptance Day!
[Image Description: Two images set to the background of a flag with three stripes; the upper and lower stripes are both light red, the middle stripe is a darker red. The first image is of hands in various different sizes, heights and colours reaching upwards. The second image has the Autism Speaks logo crossed out with a ‘no’ sign. End Description.]
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thank you
Lydia Deetz and Wednesday Addams
That’s at, that’s the post
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[Beetlebabe shippers/supporters do not interact]
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me: *is cursed with a corporeal form*
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greg abbott (governor of texas): guys please stay home
me: oh yay this should help
greg: actually you can go to church, jesus will protect y'all
me: ಠ_ಠ
yall need to look up matthew 6 5-6 please and thanks
#texas#staywelltexas#covid 19#coronoavirus#quarantine#just jesus things#what even is christianity at this point#covid-19#just texas things#ahh#2020#quarantine life#oof#yee haw#thats just texas#tea#politics
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Everyone: How are you coping with the pandemic?
Me, autistic with anxiety and barely any help with anything: Bold of you to assume I have the capacity to cope any less than I was doing before the pandemic.
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