garlicbreadscientist
garlicbreadscientist
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garlicbreadscientist · 10 days ago
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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
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garlicbreadscientist · 11 days ago
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"On the Elvenking's head was a crown of berries and leaves, for the autumn was come again. In the spring her wore a crown of woodland flowers."
I started drawing this a while ago when Spring Flowers were actually blooming in the garden, even though we are well near summer now. Enjoy!
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garlicbreadscientist · 11 days ago
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As I approach the end of my undergraduate degree in archaeology, I wanted to make a small thank you gift for my dissertation supervisor. She specialises in the early medieval period and is a big cat fan so I found a funky image from a Medieval Manuscript and embroidered a version of it for her!
The original image (final image!) is from the Peterborough Bestiary, produced in Peterborough, England during the early 14th century and now housed at Corpus Christi College, University of Cambridge (MS 53, fol. 197v).
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garlicbreadscientist · 11 days ago
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today i had to exchange money for the thing i wanted
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garlicbreadscientist · 11 days ago
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If only things could stay like this forever…
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garlicbreadscientist · 11 days ago
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MAG056 🕸️
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garlicbreadscientist · 11 days ago
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I'd like to take a minute to appreciate Caesar Rodney: the delegate from Delaware who, despite suffering asthma attacks and painful facial cancer, and despite warnings from his physician that a long ride at full-gallop could be deadly to him, answered an urgent dispatch saying he was needed immediately by the Continental Congress, rode 80 miles through the night in raging thunderstorms and pouring rain to arrive, exhausted and ill, covered in mud, and sopping wet, in the nick of time to cast the tie-breaking vote for independence on July 2, 1776.
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garlicbreadscientist · 11 days ago
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putting michael shelley in this bad boy
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garlicbreadscientist · 11 days ago
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woke teenager SHOCKS record store owners by ordering in fluent classic rock
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garlicbreadscientist · 11 days ago
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please stop forgiving my sins I worked so hard on those
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garlicbreadscientist · 11 days ago
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Cú Chulainn's last stand
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garlicbreadscientist · 11 days ago
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Meeting Michael
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garlicbreadscientist · 11 days ago
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Ceaseless watcher turn your gaze upon this fuckin thing
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garlicbreadscientist · 11 days ago
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garlicbreadscientist · 11 days ago
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SPOILERS FOR UP TO TMA 159
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The Magnus crew and what they become 👁️ 📼
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garlicbreadscientist · 16 days ago
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they just don't make characters like jon archivist sims. he spends an entire season having a forty episode long delusional breakdown and that's only maybe the third or fourth worst period of time in his life. he gets intervened on twice. he gets kidnapped thrice. during one of those kidnappings he spends a month tied to a chair getting forcibly moisturized by a plastic ringmistress mannequin and no one notices. he fully dies for six months but gets up again when a friendly grim reaper gives his unbreathing body a pep talk. he spends several episodes at the start of the final season so depressed that it's unclear if he even moves for multiple days in a row. the basis for his magic powers is that he is so traumatized that he begins to need continuous further trauma in order to live, which gives him the ability to explode people with his mind. he spends about fifty seconds at the top of an episode self-harming directly into a tape recorder, which is not even the most fucked up thing to happen to him that episode. he finally cried on audio for the first time in the penultimate ep and the only reaction I saw for several days after was wildly enthusiastic cheering. he's missing two ribs and he's at least 80% scar tissue by volume and the only canon information we have about his appearance is that he looks terrible at all times.
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garlicbreadscientist · 16 days ago
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