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As a fandom, we moved past Jeremy throwing an entire semi-finals game because of HONOR and that without him, the entire original trilogy would have ended very differently… WAY too quickly.

Like, even Nora was like “Nah, Trojans too good. Gotta find a loophole here. Oh, an honor-bound bleeding heart of a twink that half The Perfect Court wants to bang… yes, yes. This opens ALL the doors.”

Jeremy Knox changed the entire trajectory of All for the Game, and you can fight me on it, but you would be WRONG. Those who get Jeremy Knox, get it.

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Nice people make the best Nazis. Be mean, be tough, have a fascist tooth/skull collection.

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stop being silly in front of me

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More Stowaway AU

Pacifica dynamics with each Grunkle. Happy late Father’s Day and birthday to the grunks!

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[image description:

screenshot of a tumblr post by @xquisitedeadguy

tumblr is on dark mode so the post itself has a dark gray background with white text, and the blog background is a sort of pink-orange that can best be described as salmon. the way the post is screenshot, there is a strip of this salmon background framing the post on the top and bottom.

in the top left corner of the post is the icon, a drawing of a cartoon lion with a golden crown and red landline phone on a white background. the lion is holding up the phone to its right ear, and with its free left paw it is holding a writing utensil over a piece of paper to take notes.

next to the icon reads the bolded white text of the username, “xquisitedeadguy”. underneath that text, in a smaller font and in gray, reads the timestamp, “1h ago”. across from that, in the top right corner, there is a meatballs menu, which is three gray dots side by side horizontally.

the body of the text reads, “do five paragraph image descriptions for simple memes not defeat the point a little bit”. there is no capitalization or punctuation, and the text is white and in the normal tumblr mobile font, with no bolding, italicization, or in any other way modified

beneath the body of the post, on the left is a simplified image of a fire, and next to that on the right in bolded font and light gray is the word “Blaze” with an uppercase “B”.

directly under that is a very thin line that spans horizontally across the bottom of the post, not quite reaching the sides. underneath this line on the left side, in the bottom left corner of the post, drawn with the same width as the aforementioned line, is a capsule shape, enclosing gray bolded text that reads, “0 notes” with no capitalization.

opposite this “note bubble” on the bottom right of the post, are four basic symbols, all drawn with fairly thick lines and in light gray. from right to left they are; a short arc arrow pointed right (tumblr’s “share” button), a circular speech balloon (tumblr’s “comment” button), a bent arrow going up and right, meeting with a bent arrow going down and left, that together make up a rectangular loop (tumblr’s “reblog” button), and a heart symbol (tumblr’s “like” button).

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kate's 365 days of male characters

day 80: wylan van eck shadow&bone

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How it feels to find a fanfic where your favorite character is going through literally the worst horrors you can imagine

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Friendly reminder that you're not required to publicly take sides in any geopolitical conflict you don't understand.

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if we could speak with lobsters and understand each other I think they might be able to share some really good wisdom as such a long-lived species.

but then I realized. the problem with such a plan

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Yes your blorbo is tortured and pathetic and slutty and pretty and suffers more than jesus and all that but never forget that your blorbo is, first and foremost, a loser.

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​i really wanted to draw them exploaring cabeswater

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im american and i knew that like in kindergarten so i think some of you are just stupid sorry

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I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

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Anti-Scottish hate crime.

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Projecting my period cramps onto Gilgamesh king of Uruk

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i love multi shipping. also. i love multi characterizing. if that makes sense. in fact i think if you’re dead set on characterizing these characters as one thing, you’re missing out on a lot of fun versions of them.