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so i applied to three preschools today and two of them were for temples in need of teachers and carers suited for the role.

i got an email and the verbiage looked a little familiar. wouldn’t you know it, my old synagogue is hiring. i’m not really in a position to turn down offers, so here’s hoping i get a callback from the latter of the two.

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so i might be on the john delony show to talk about what happened with my synagogue severing my membership after the assault??

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petty poll because i'm working on the campaign and still feel a certain way and my sister is the only one i can really talk to about it because my mom's not hearing anything that's outside of her 5d ascension;

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HEY H*MAN, YOU FUCKING SUCK *aggressive gragger noises*

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birbing it up this purim, writing the campaign for the party next week. enjoy some yassified bird content.

i can post the full wings later on when i take giuseppe out🐦🐶🍕

chag sameach to you and yours🥳👏🍻

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Anyone in Twilight country this Purim? Seattle adjacent, frosty interpersonals and all those etceteras?

I just found out the theme my old synagogue is going with this year and holy rage bait, batman.

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[ID: the “i'm shifting into soup mode” meme showing george costanza from seinfeld holding his hands in front of him with a focused expression. the caption reads, “I gotta focus. I'm shifting into sukkot mode.” end ID]

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This is totally me

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g’mar chatima tova here’s a reminder for me and for you, if you need it:

fasting is not a punishment.

your health comes first.

atonement and repentance doesn’t mean guilt and punishment.

fasting is not a punishment.

if you’re treating it like one or thinking of it in those terms, you shouldn’t be doing it.

it is a mitzvah to give yourself what you need to be healthy and safe.

there are many ways to observe yom kippur that don’t require a literal fast. the fast is just a vehicle for the spiritual focus that comes from self-denial. 

here’s an explanation of the function of fasting, to emphasize the fact that fasting is not a punishment.

here’s a resource on yom kippur for people who have problems with disordered eating, including a list of fasting alternatives for those who can’t or shouldn’t fast but still want to observe the holiday.

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instead of fasting I'll& be doing shadow work & making amends even if I& don't necessarily remember everything due to dissociative amnesia

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Jenny Slate, Little Weirds

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diversity win! this jewish woman is stuck in a timeloop that inevitably always leads to her own death, thus symbolizing the integenerational trauma of her very existence

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barbecue garlic | source

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Jenny Slate for Fashion Magazine (2018)

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“I realised my memories would fade into nothing and a small part of my heart has been grieving since”

unknown // iikoah // ‘the terrorisers’, dir. edward yang, 1986 // ‘homesickness’, rino kitano, 2017 // ‘tropic of cancer - stop suffering’ ep, camella lobo // justine kurland // thomas doyle // ‘shoplifters’, dir hirokazu koreeda, 2018 // kyutae lee